CaptainButters
CaptainButters
CaptainButters

Mr Henry, you know full well PBS viewers don’t have internet.

They better kill Draft Kings and Fan Duel in 2016...I’d rather see a Extenze ad than BS DFS.

Good reach, good comment. I would have also accepted any reference to the James Webb telescope but that is a much harder reach.

We call that the Dennis Miller ratio.

2024? Isn’t that their combined age?

One thing I didn’t see in Super Bowl commercials. Thank god.

Farday Future Funding Frozen, Founding Father Faraway, Future Factory Foggy.

Who’s high pitch?

Crotch prisons? I think not!

So it is in the end as it was in the beginning...No top sheet.

I started this whole disgusting thread just to summon you Lady Kerr!

Is the black hair olives? Only thing more disgusting than black olives on a pizza are diced black olives on a pizza.

Two Duvet’s? How’s life in the White House FLOTUS

You knew this discussion was about Top Sheet. It’s always about top sheet.

There is a sheet on the mattress. I’m not an animal. From there it’s microfiber blanket to comforter.

I’m not gonna get into Big Sheet Economics with you. Just remember there’s only a three letter difference between sheets and sheeps. Don’t be a sheep fest. Don’t be a sheep. #NotPartOfTheSystem

Follow up to the sheet question. If you went with blanket and comforter instead of sheets are you obliged by clean man law to wash that blanket every two weeks? 1 week? I knew a guy named J.D. who didn’t wash his sheets for over a year. He’d eat McDonald’s in bed, pretty disgusting.

Add Bill Murray and I’ll watch it twice.

Welcome to the Bel-Air young Republicans Convention