I’m mid level management, which is the latin term for overhead. You looking for Clinton Portis money?

Key word is freelancing. Basically you’re a 1099 undercutting everyone else.

You think this is net or gross? I just brought on a “The U” intern to a full time salaried position. I want to let him know he has Clinton Portis money now.

Even though Sen Chelgren pushed for a vote the chairman said it would take sometime for the aids to read the bill to all the senators.

They certainly don’t miss abs day in the future.

Break Up text MadLibs

VQ37VHR swap please.

For Deadspin writers it’s either out or safe. Wrong or right. There is rarely a gray area and if there was then it is clearly defined. Gawker not so much.

Watch...this guy will be playing for the Cowboys next year!

and a loaded gun with 1 bullet. The twist, it is a blank.

I’m venturing to guess that he came in her eyes.

Solara. First car I ever bought. Beat that thing like it owed me money and for 200,000 miles it ran strong.

Good friend of mine went to the same H.S. at Kellen Winslow in San Diego but was 3 years under him and the one story that always popped out was he had a habit of peeing the bed of chicks he’d hook up with. Not by accident, like a calling card.

The U! He pulled more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo!

Because, just like us, they hate dentists.

I had a medical HSA payment go to collections ($100) because my email picked it up as spam and sent it to junk mail. Even when I got collection calls I thought I was getting phished. I received a credit karma alert regarding it and by the time I got it settled my score went from 770 to 725.

He’s describing the size of the dog his son tortured to death.

I was leaning toward evil twin of Marco Rubio, but then the meta question of which one is evil?

Crazy part is if you removed Peyton’s head and attached it to Nick Foles body you would have Peyton Manning and a spare Peyton for parts. This would be a very Jalop thing to d0 with a 40 year old RWD manual.

That’s the one thing I fear about having kids and it’s something my friends forget. Raising a kid is expensive but when you tack on $50-100k per kid for college it is back breaking expensive.