This isn’t good. After Texas finally secedes it will be much harder for DFS to get into the Republic of Tejas for Friday Night Lights Daily Fantasy.

That’s where I want to be. On some nice real estate nestled up against a hill for grazing.

When in Rome.

The Italian version of Corn Hole ladies and gentlemen.

Who slaps their knee?

one very strict rule: no killing.

You will not get enough praise for this comment, but you should.

After a career of bad decisions and being killed off in F&F 15. Tyrese now works at Benihana!

Norm, “I’ve never seen so many dead hookers in a trunk before.”

God I thought that was a cleaned up Artie Lange for a second.

Come on Barry. You are definitely poutine the cart before the horse.

Filled up yesterday in Alameda, Ca (Bay Area). I call it cheap commodity porn.

Looks like Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger had a kid.

That’s some tough talk from somebody who straggled 4 hookers while in college.

+1 Mengele

Some yoked ass kids right there.

It’s late and you are Terrierable

The Cleveland Cavaliers screwed the goddamn pooch. They dropped the ball. They shit the bed. They crashed and burned. They were on the ass-end of a trainwreck. They blew it. And then to top it all off, you get caught with a purple wrist band....He’ll never live down that embarrassing moment.

What cost more for him, those plugs or a pic of the pick?