What I want to do while listening to this song:

"Please, sir...may I have lowered age of consent? And some rubber johnnies?"

Secretaries do wear cardigans but generally not jeans. BTW that is a great, classic/cute look. Work it!

Oh, you're named Isabella too? That's sweet. I was born in 2005, though. Before all that Twilight noise.

Here's a possible downside to supporting YA (says this cranky olds): when we adults vote with our dollars and say the heroes and heroines we most want to see and read are all under 25, that is where the publishing/television/film industries will put their money into selling & showing us.

Ugh, no. I can't do image macro meme humor. I can appreciate it, but I can't do it. I'm just copy-pasting quotes, here.

"Hey Steven Sondheim, you wanna get in on this?"

"...Noooo, I'm 80"

Giving birth really sucks, let us have a present dammit. Let us not over analyze.

I love presents and would take one for any occasion. In fact, I am currently deciding what my cat is going to buy me for Mother's Day (She has great taste, fyi.).

Let's play 'What's She Thinking?' !!

I seriously thought I was a witch for a few months after reading Jennifer, Hecate, Macbeth, William McKinley and Me, Elizabeth.