for your consideration: my baby shower invitation

I really wanted to read this, but as usual I'm just scrolling down to the bottom to bitch about all the fucking GIFs. Why every website has to have 50 different moving and blinking parts is beyond me. Maybe I have some sort of learning disability or something, but I can't read something when there are photos blinking…

Looking at that list also made me remember this song that I'd totally forgotten about

Ah, the halcyon days of the '90s, when we humans dwelled placidly under the dot-com bubble, foolishly investing all of our money in Beanie Babies and plucking out most of our eyebrow hairs....

BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS! No seriously, Guardians of the Galaxy is a tongue-in-cheek action flick meant to appeal to those of us with senses of humor and a love of goofball sci-fi. Think Spaceballs meets Marvel. If you don't want to see it, cool. But don't be a dick.

I remember the early to mid-90s as a great time for women in country music. Such a diversity of voices and styles — Reba, Dolly, Trisha Yearwood, Pam Tillis, Patty Loveless, Mary-Chapin Carpenter, Suzy Boggus, Kathy Mattea, Lorrie Morgan, Michelle Wright, Terri Clark.

Ah, so this piece definitely set women's rights back at least 20 years.

It was as if millions of nerd boners cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

You can find out more about her, but you have to do a little digging

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

Can we just go with "never?" It is NEVER ok to leave children or animals locked in a hot car. COME ON, people. This is Texas. Heat indexes are expected to reach 105 today, you could bake cookies on the windshield of your car. And it's just gonna stay this way until October. We ALL know this. We go through this EVERY…

This gif is better when reversed.

amazing how games no matter how complex or simple in this case a fairly simple game with an immense amount of imagination can help change even the most dramatic of situations. I for one am very happy games have been there for me over the years. Ty to all who have served and ty kotaku for a great article.

I get it. When I was stationed in Germany, the first thing I did, upon getting back from an 8 month stay in Afghanistan, was lay in the grass and stare at the trees. It was like I forgot what green looked like.

I deployed to Iraq from October 2006 to January 2008. I wish Minecraft was around then.

It took me a hot minute between "Who's Lee Chae-rin?" And " CL? The baddest female?"

Korean pop star Lee Chae-rin looking like the coolest chick in the entire universe

Most importantly, Pentatonix is in this one!