looks slippery.

I will vote for Trump if he can get GRRM to publish Winds of Winter by election day.

Jones has been on the team for two seasons, but has played sparingly.

Thank you, Drew. I've watched this show many, many times and it is insufferable. There are no redeeming qualities to this show. Four filthy rich kids with absentee parents are allowed to do whatever they want and mistreat the help. That's about it. Having watched the full run of this show, I have to wonder what kind…

Jessie is fucking hot. And that doesn't suck.

Thank you, sooooo much. My 10 year old niece, this last summer, sat on my couch and watched this show endlessly. Not once, NOT ONCE, did I ever hear her laugh. She laughs at everything, but this show put her in hypnotic trance. Fuck this show.

What if these Shaq babies ended up better suited for football? Are more Shaqs appearing on the gridiron as well?

I don't like liking something Leno did.

In fairness to the athlete in question, it was ESPN The Magazine and the "journalism" contained therein was by far the least valuable part.

"His 9 year career stands apart as the single most sustained work of devastation ever committed on a football field by anyone, anywhere, anytime."

Florida dominates the Northeast, for some reason.

Yes.

PARTY HARD

Oh Christ it's kicking in. Maintain, maintain, maintain. It's not really a dog, it's not there, maaaiiintainnnnn.

Let's ask Captain Cajun!

Sometimes when you're dealing with twins, you'll find they split the difference on personal preferences.

Alright. I'll be the one to say it. Can you imagine if this was Lebron? The internet would be awful.

[puts 90125 on the record player]