Seconded

Why do I read this in a dude's hyperactive and loud voice as I read it?

The game turns into a blood-lust orgy for the Bears. O'Bradovich is playing across from offensive tackle Francis Peay. Vince Lombardi had obtained Peay from the New York Giants, predicting that the tackle was going to be one of the greats, and he is good, indeed. But on this day, O'Bradovich is looming very large in…

The day of the Lions game is cool and clear. When Butkus comes out, his expression is blank. The Bears are quieter and more fidgety than before the Viking game. It's immediately apparent that this game will be played at a higher pitch than the previous ones, nearly off the scale that measures human rage. People who…

Forgive me, but how the fuck is that the restaurant's fault? If those dumbasses weren't choosing to get wasted in the first place, they'd be alive. Stop me if I'm wrong

Amen, brother

He'd probably eat Yokey.

Would it be safe to say he sold out?

Come home, Karl. Come back to LOOZYANNA!!!

Wait, Chris Henry died?

CrawFISH. Illiterate.

I'm a Saints fan. But I'm not a lifer.

This guy. THIS GUY. Closet Falcons fan, I bet.

I love you, Drew Magary. I love you so much.

Well-played, sir. Well-played.

Dude's got bigger wrists than me. Just an observation.

I've lived in La. my whole life and have acknowledged their suckitude for many years. But I started noticing how much better they were playing when Brees and Payton arrived. That resulted in a Super Bowl, which I watched and cheered them on for. I will never claim to having been a life-long fan, because it would be a…

What about the Saints?

But their mascot is a duck. A fucking duck! What is so goddamn threatening about a waterfowl that people shoot for fucking sport?! I live near West Monroe, La., where an extremely popular A&E show is filmed about a local family who makes their living killing these damn birds. If the birds were carnivores, I might…

BOOM!