CapnBananaPants
CapnBananaPants
CapnBananaPants

Oh, sick burn. Way to deflect the conversation. They teach you that in “journalism school?”

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

You guys can’t help it, can you? Nothing in this 2015 Gawker piece suggests anything non consensual or anything improper with a minor. The fact that HOC is coming to its natural end (just watch the original BBC HOC for comparison) is also a non story, made into a salacious tidbit by media vultures like you. It’s the

1. Taylor is the most Slytherin Slytherin who has ever Slytherin-ed. Lean into it, girl.

Ever heard of any of Cline’s “Nerd Slam Poetry” about girls? It practically drips with “I’m a really nice guy, once you get to know me. I swear.” ickiness.

This was a good piece, Beth. Very enjoyable read.

... the number, another summer

Bran wakes from a trance: “...I have Bird Flu.”

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

I think now is the perfect time to be a dick about this.

People like you are the problem.

No, people like me are NOT the problem you fucking ignorant asshat. People like Scalise are the goddamn problem. People like you, who use “people like you are the problem” unironically are, ironically, the goddamn problem.

I intend to be ALL the dicks about this.

Agreed. I have very little to no sympathy for these people. Someone over on Fusion’s article on this said they’d much rather see it be GOP politicians gunned down than innocent elementary school students and that’s pretty much my thought as well. Let some people who have helped commit legislative atrocities get gunned

Yeah, fuck these people. Scalise voted for the AHCA and got a good chunk of change from insurance and pharmaceutical companies and health professionals. Brooks is a Freedom Caucus member, so he can go to hell, too. Worst thing they’ll have is a traumatic memory, but they have insurance that allows them to get PTSD

How do I give this a bigger star?

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Karma is a bitch