Or maybe Africa like, the place where he proposed to her? And where he spent a ton of time with his mom as a kid? Lord.

That was rough. Exactly the way Trebek's mom likes it.

I salute you, CapnBananaPants, but alas, the article did not open with a SARCASM tag and they are all off and running.

Nah, then how would you have the moral superiority against all those fat fatties?

So you're blaming the girl for getting hit? Why not blame the guy for being such a stupid f'n idiot?

I thought you might have been exaggerating, that these were silly pranks where some unsuspecting person gets hit with a water balloon or something. These are horrifying and criminal. If I were a victim, I would use these vines as proof when I report the assault. In the jug one, I couldn't tell if the woman's ear…