CapnBananaPants
CapnBananaPants
CapnBananaPants

I’m no poet or musician. Will someone please write a “Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll” equivalent for women who are attacked, abused, raped, and killed, and then subsequently ignored?

Ugh, you’re gross.

“God this episode is a fucking Rorschach test.”

“Overall, Clinton’s arguments that homicides declined after 1994 are factually true, but”

Omg, Teagan and Sarah. Best breakup music ever.

I really like this article. I have a daughter, and I’m so worried already about all of the things she’ll have to face. And yet, I really believe that attitudes like yours are the most encouraging thing about our daughters’ futures. I don’t think all of their problems will be solved when they hit 18, but thinking and

Whaaaat. Omg. Total conspiracy. Nooooo.

I really hope that you are serious with this post. I am so fucking tired of this tirade against Hillary like she’s the devil or something. I am not anti Bernie - I’d vote for the guy - but yeah, I am very supportive of Hillary. Misspeaking about the Regan’s record, which she quickly apologized for, seems to be equated

On the one hand: Turning over your stories, characters, and invented worlds, only to see a group of people modify everything for a bunch of fanboys. Man. That is tough. I get it, Lucas - is there nothing more precious than being true to your art? I feel for you, I really do. I’m sorry that you had to turn over your

I realize we can’t cover everything in one post, but Argo really pissed me off. A Mexican-American guy played by Ben Affleck :/

Well, you have to have quite a bit of unmitigated ego to go climbing around on big rocks for funsies, thinking that nothing bad can happen to you. But I know plenty of climbers who are very aware of the risks, and who are very cautious.
Boozy, hotel vacations have their place, and it’s a good ol’ time, but I genuinely

When will Clinton just do what she needs to do: Hold a press release where she tells reporters, “Look, stop asking me if I give a fuck. The guy’s an asshole. Can we talk about something that matters?”

...Or, to save on tuition costs, we can just regulate guns more efficiently!

We’re all ready to hear your proposals on
1) Why people on the no-fly list deserve to own guns, and
2) A better proposal on how to legislate gun ownership.

...I should take this as a death threat, then? For my admiration of this innovation?
Oooooohkaaaaaay...

As I said in my original response to you, it’s an added convenience to a task that stands between me and a happy baby. Don’t you worry - I’m not rushing out to buy it. Just admiring the innovation.
Good for you, and your minimal plastic, and your regular donations to charities.

You’re right. I was focusing on the convenience offered by this invention. This object would only add to immense load of crap that a baby produces, from diapers to toys to baby clothes.
It’s still awesome.

No problem. Just wouldn’t be opposed to having a machine do the work while I hold the baby, and then electronically order more formula when I’m running low.

Yeah, that’s exactly what I do. I mean, coffee doesn’t take a ton of effort, either. But having a machine do it for me while I comfort a crying baby is still something I can get behind.

Excuse me - I’m going to call my representatives...