CapnBananaPants
CapnBananaPants
CapnBananaPants

You know what? Okay. Give this guy a shot. Would he have been my pick? Nah. But if anyone had told me at the time that Jon Stewart was the best guy to replace Craig Kilborn, I would have thought they were crazy.

Good luck, Noah. You're gonna need it.

This, plus the recipe, is my favorite comment ever. You are a god.

Look. This is the proper formula for an apology:
1) I'm sorry.
2) What I did was wrong.
3) I take full responsibility for my actions.
4) I will learn from this wrongdoing.

Why is it that the people who get called out for making awful statements always start their response with, "man, this has been so hard for me", continue

Actually, what is sad is that I work with many women. I guarantee you, men would likely be more than happy to hear that you want to jump right back into work. My (female) boss has been very supportive in how much time I will need to take off for the birth, but doesn't seem to believe me when I explain that I want to

Absolutely agree.
I am pregnant right now with our first kid, and without trying to sound cocky or egotistical, I have a husband that I know will be a wonderful, wonderful father. That being said...
I know I want to go back to work soon after I have the kid. I am already getting blow back from my job about how much

Agree. She sings well, sure, but Tracy did this song the same way - Kelly didn't reinvent it, or anything.

Thanks for the info! I went to check it out...
So, am I reading this wrong, or does all of this look like climate change is happening, then? The HadCRUT4 data seems to say that temperatures are rising, as well as the GISS data from NASA. Where is the "satellite data" indicating no change?

Will someone please explain to me what in the hell Ted Cruz's argument was regarding climate change? This is what I heard:
Point 1: Well, it was snowing a lot in New Hampshire, this year.
Point 2: I believe you need to look at science, regarding climate change.
Point 3: The science that is actually proving that there is

Just posted it to her, but someone needs to tweet it to her, too :)

YES. This girl is amazing. No-kill taxidermy that she makes into art? Can she possibly be any more awesome?

Thank you! I just got pregnant, and it is scary how cruel some commenters are being.

Omg preach. I told my boss I was pregnant, and this was her EXACT response:

I'm going to say you're right. India can be awful, but it can be magnificent. It is certainly not the most dangerous place to travel, but I wouldn't travel alone there, either. It's a developing nation, and it's getting extra attention specifically because it has developed so much in recent years. Rapes that occur in

Is that why she ranked #1 in this Gallup Poll for the best in familiarity and favorability among the 2016 presidential candidates?

Her selection has caused controversy online in Japan. Website Byokan Sunday and Naver Matome have a good round-up of comments that appeared on Twitter. Comments like, "Is it okay to select a hafu to represent Japan?" or "Because this is Miss Universe Japan, don't you think hafu are a no-no?" When not wondering if this

This may be an old post, but I find this amazing - I am recently pregnant, and just had a full-on hangry moment involving pizza.
I just went to visit my family, and after I told everyone the news, they were so excited and happy. They asked me what food I felt like eating? I replied that I'd love homemade pizza (my

Haahaha I love this. I wish it weren't true, but dammit... everyone really seems to think the groom is just there for show.

I starred this specifically because of Piglio Griglio. I am also under the impression that you are pronouncing this with a hard "g" in the middle. I approve.

Nobody calls it a "thrupple". Nobody.

When I was 16, my friend's parents were out of town, and she was going to have a party at her house with alcohol. I was super jazzed; all my friends were going. My mom spent a ridiculous amount of time publicly denouncing underage drinking - she was a big figure in our community. So, of course, I told my mother it was