Sadly, it wouldn't be the first time someone has had to share custody with a crazy, deplorable ex-spouse.

No no no! Positive thoughts! Positive thoughts!

So, what I get from this article is, some times you feel horny just before your period, sometimes you feel horny during your period, sometimes you feel horny just after your period, and you're naturally horny when you ovulate.
All of these sound like me, pretty much all of the time.

My husband and I are talking about children. I come from a family of all women, so I am pretty nervous that if we have a son, I will have no idea what I'm doing. My husband loves to tease me, and tell me how all little boys smash their penises on everything. I tell him all girls do naked splits. Clearly, all children…

Callie, not one of these articles goes by that I don't chuckle softly to myself and think, "Ohhhohohohoh. Now THIS is derision of famous people that I can get behind."
I send you love and golf claps.

1) Your name is awesome.
2) Meh, I say you stick with "goat cheese". I mean, that is the English translation - you aren't incorrect - and the average cheese-person in the grocery store will understand. If you go to an actual artisan cheese shop, hit 'em with "chevre" like a Frenchie, and they'll probably appreciate…

Oh god, you think? Arrg. "Pop" instead of "soda" was already getting under my skin. Now this? Well, at least I haven't called him out, yet.

My fiance - whom I love dearly- keeps saying alterior motives instead of ulterior. And it drives me NUTS.

I cannot get over someone wanting to have both lemon AND milk in their tea. Even if they didn't know it curdled, just ...yeeeech.

It should be SHEV-ruh (you can hear it here):)

Corona: I am not ashamed of my passionate love of this shitty, shitty beer on a hot summer's day. You must be the type of person who thinks a shandy is a sin against god. And you might be right. But Corona + lime makes me happy.

Anchor Steam: Ohhhhh, fuck you.

That is both the most awkward and amazing story I've read so far. That's hilarious.

It was a hot summer night, and my friends and I were hanging out with some new neighbors. One of them was super cute, and I had just gotten out of a relationship, and I was hot to trot. I basically ended up telling his friend that if this guy was DTF, I was a sure thing.
So, of course, he comes back to my place.
Looking…

I know I'm being repetitive, but that is just awful. Was this a job you had been really working towards?
Thinking about my former situation, have fellow coworkers have abandoned you, as if you carry some never-to-be-promoted virus? I sure hope not.
You aren't alone, McCoy's Mistress. It's going to get better.

Oh my god, I was in EXACTLY that place, not 3 months ago. And I was searching for a job for over a year. Every day, I was hiding in my office, away from shitty coworkers and an insane and vindictive boss. I was petrified I'd be fired before I could escape - it felt like everyone had it in for me. I got out, but only…

In solidarity, I'd love to share this with an overly aggressive coworker, who seems to think I'm too emotional. I think the best thing is to not be that coworker, who tries to point out other people's faults.
...But don't think I don't want to do it. It would feel soooooooooo good.

I've been there. And it fucking sucks. I hope you're okay.

Whaa... Bacon isn't important to this man?

You know, I actually use Dollar Shave Club. And I totally dig it... but I don't think it's marketed to men and women equally. Sure, their commercial/video is BA, but it's pretty bro-tacular. Maybe they could add a bro-ette, too? Or again... maybe just two normal people?

I had a vision last night - seriously, I'm not making this up - of a razor commercial with a man and a woman, side-by-side.
In the commercial, both the man and woman are wearing jeans and button down shirts. Okay, maybe the woman is wearing a jean skirt. And they are both talking about how they both bought the same…