CapnBananaPants
CapnBananaPants
CapnBananaPants

I think it is so easy to look at this type of clip and think, "UGH HOMOPHOBIA". And you're right - Newt is totally homophobic and gross. But we all knew that.
What I think should also be noted are the looks of incredulity from other members on that panel, who practically do a double-take when Newt says, "Shouldn't you

If I may say so, I don't think this expose goes far enough. How many sitcoms are there where Mom is a) a killjoy, b) a nag, c) humorless, d) constantly calling Dad an idiot, e) a hypocrite, or f) all of the above? Let's name a few. I'll start:

People like you are so boring.

Did anyone tell him that he was on TV? That this wasn't just a chat with Andy?

"I had to throw away the necklace you gave me, because it was controlling my mind."

I. Hate. Jerry Lewis. I hate his comedy; I hate his whole shtick. To this day, the only movie that makes me physically ill is his original "Nutty Professor", which is god-awful and sexist. Sure, sure, it was a bit of a different time, and I'm not trying to deny that, but he's a terrible actor and comedian. Of course,

Oh man, PREACH.

I love your standup, Amy, and your show. I first saw you on Charlie Sheen's Roast, and I was SO excited about how you had vicious zingers for everyone.

Let's not kid ourselves. You know what it was called, I know what it was called... we all secretly listened to it. And then we secretly listened to her I Don't Like Your Girlfriend song.
...This might be the exception.

Ahh, drat. I meant her whole name.

Does the fact that he was annoyingly verbose count as a flaw? If someone consistently called me by my first name, I'd feel like I was being m'lady'd.

You know, I actually really thought Tangled was a better musical. What song in Frozen is as compelling as "Mother Knows Best"?

Aww, man. I really like this guy's videos - he's normally odd-ball and hilarious. But he's done this stuff before, and he's just walked up and kissed girls on the face before, and this was my reaction, too - just, "Ugh. That's not funny."

Car-jacking: Non-consensual Zipcar

I wish these stories didn't make me so, so angry. The narcissism and shallowness of thinking only of your own problems, and not being able to put yourself in another person's shoes... How disgusting.

It's like you spun a Wheel of Trolling, and landed on everything.

Oh MAN, I remember that commercial. I wanted that bear so bad. Then my cousin got it, and we played with it at her house, and I had this erie desire to beat it in with a baseball bat.

Haha - you were clearly smarter than me!
Maybe for me it was probably a conglomeration of things? Barbie, Disney princesses, magazine covers... stuff that was around that my mother may have thought was innocuous.

You know, it's funny... My mother never had a scale in our house, never put on make-up, never talked about diets or clothes or put herself down physically - nothing like that. Even so, I can vividly remember dreaming that when I grew up, I wanted to look like Barbie: I wanted the big boobs, the tiny hips, the blond