It's like you spun a Wheel of Trolling, and landed on everything.

Oh MAN, I remember that commercial. I wanted that bear so bad. Then my cousin got it, and we played with it at her house, and I had this erie desire to beat it in with a baseball bat.

Haha - you were clearly smarter than me!
Maybe for me it was probably a conglomeration of things? Barbie, Disney princesses, magazine covers... stuff that was around that my mother may have thought was innocuous.

You know, it's funny... My mother never had a scale in our house, never put on make-up, never talked about diets or clothes or put herself down physically - nothing like that. Even so, I can vividly remember dreaming that when I grew up, I wanted to look like Barbie: I wanted the big boobs, the tiny hips, the blond…

These stories are always horrible and depressing. I can't imagine - I can't fathom - having someone question whether or not my child is mine. It's just ugly and hurtful. And while there may be no abatement to these thoughtless comments in the near future, I really want to say "thank you" to women who let the rest of…

The most unfortunate thing about weddings is caring about how much you care about your wedding. Caring too much is ridiculous, so you have to be like, "BAHAHAHA DON'T CARE!" Then you realize that there are some things you really do care about, because you've had a picture of what your wedding will look like in your…

I won't fight you on the fact that plenty of white people like to "dabble" in other people's cultures. You're right, and it's insensitive, and more often than not it's racist.
But for the record, whites aren't the only ones. Some Japanese people, just as an example, loooooove to try on other races and cultures: http://w…

Now THAT is a far sexier look than that Chuck E. Cheese outfit she had on. Way to put the tongue away.

This is amazing. It's always great to see someone challenge current theory, and this guy clearly proves archers wrong when they say this kind of speed is impossible.

In our family, we decapitated the Prince Eric doll (from The Little Mermaid) and used his head to play an ongoing hide-and-seek game: if you found Eric, you had to rehide him somewhere in the house, in almost plain sight.

OH MY GOD PREACH. An amazing rebuttal on a subject that fiscal and social conservatives continue to argue, ad nauseum and without logic. I had an actual conversation with a man who said, "I am not paying for a low income mother's kids! Food stamps are ridiculous! Stop using my tax dollars for your poor decisions!!"…

I believe "fallen to the Communists" wins every time.

Women are "supposed" to be pretty all the time, whereas men can be a lot of things, and good looking is but one of them. And if he's not good-looking? Well he can just go be interesting, funny or rich.

Yaaay kaiten sushi! Yaaay plastic junk!

So you're saying Miley... came in like a wrecking ball.

For anyone commenting on this page with their "tried and true" method for weight-loss - even the ones that state the need to "eat smart and exercise" - can we all just step back and consider that maybe, maybe, we should all stop being obsessive about losing weight and getting skinny and just focus on being healthy…

Everyone who is making comments about changing this recipe needs to STEP OFF. This recipe just blew my mind. I'd kill a yak to eat that whole cobbler one more time. Sir, you took me to another level.