What is the cause of death for these people? Heat? Disease? Accidents? Or all of those things..

Not enough misspellings, grammatical errors, southern colloquialisms or inappropriate exclamations to let us readers know of your true intentions. BE LESS SUBTLER!

“It really is the World Cup of Fraud, and today we are issuing FIFA a red card.”

Yes, this terrible pun is completely representative of “us,” and unhip government functionaries only exist in America.

Wow, you really are a soccer fan.

I was a bit skeptical that an entity bankrolled by the Qatari emir would be “PBS on steroids.” It has actually been better than expected on the news coverage front, but sad to hear that it’s pretty rotten on the inside.

One former employee told her female supervisor that she was pregnant shortly after being hired, only to have her female supervisor react by lecturing her on whether it’s possible to have both children and a career. The female supervisor, according to multiple individuals, was herself the victim of AJAM’s dysfunction…

This is very Slate-y.

I pretty much typically pass on comments that start with “omg”. It almost always leads to a comment that shows a lack of reading comprehension skills and/or snarkiness. Congrats, you nailed both.

Shut the fuck up.

No it wasn’t.

Sucks to be those of us in rentals with no dishwasher. Wasting our money, time, water, self-respect, etc.

Although I’m aware of how it is used in the U.S., I’m British. The meaning, use and severity is very different. It doesn’t have the same, severe misogynistic ties.

Compelling reasoning. Maybe a few more OLs would have me convinced.

You are a beacon of light in this great storm, sir. I hop you know how important you are.

Floyd?

I’ll admit that woman made a pretty stupid statement, and the state of the American educational system is fucked, but goddamn, I’m tickled pink to read a comment from a German who, without a trace of irony or self-awareness, states that he wants someone arrested for saying what she thinks. Great shit, man. Thanks for…

“Forgive me please, but that’s what you get when you play with people’s emotions.”

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No such thing as a healthy relationship with porn but porn helps some people? Seems like there is no such thing as a healthy relationship with porn for you. It's most certainly possible, but for some it isn't which I think is what you were really trying to get at.

I’d really, really like to know who degreyed your stupid, scared, racist ass.