I don't know why you wouldn't expect so many stories from trolls. Desperately crying out to be the center of attention is their whole deal.

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

He has a ridiculous number of requirements we have to meet before we can tie the knot and live happily ever after: He wants us to be financially stable, living in a nicer apartment and ready for children. He also wants me to be a better housekeeper, keep a regular sleeping schedule and raise my credit score from the…

Dear Allen:

I used to be a supporter of gay marriage until it got so militant.

hahaha, you’re a fucking moron.

Two sentences said in a cutscene involving a single character, and it’s part of an agenda.

Right.

Thank you for wearing your hate on your sleeve. Helps to let us normal people know who the fuck to avoid. The MKX community is better off without you.

“I can’t even imagine how many high school age kids are turning gay from how much it’s forced on them. And no, that’s not some kind of joke. Nobody is born gay; it’s a lifestyle.”

Because they’re more rare than unicorns in video games?

HPV is not cancer and you sound like a real bore. I get tested regularly, have never been sexually assaulted, and always use a condom but thanks for your concern, moral police.

Yeah, but that doesn’t prevent the break up. The break up has to happen and it’s obviously going to hurt the person. In my case we had only been together a few months so it wasn’t like I was devastating a years-long relationship. I was trying to NOT do that. But there didn’t seem to be a nice way to do it. Did not…

Females everywhere thank you for avoiding future relationships.

I’m a single guy, and I will say that I think that it’s worse for single women than single men. There is still a stigma attached to the choices that you will make that isn’t attached to the choices that I will make. Most people just assume I’m gay, which is fine with me, but many of the single women in their 30s and…

“Women all turn into your mother after 3 years.”

Wait, do they all turn into my mother, or your mother? Or the mother of whoever they are dating that time? Seems like outcomes could be radically different depending on the answer to that question (and what kind of mother the dude in question has).

The other side of this is that sometimes you have to be the one to pull the rug out from under the other person. Equally traumatic, equally painful, equally necessary.

It was absolutely the main factor

Damn, the wife don’t love herself.

The same Stephen Crowder who selectively edited a tape to show how poor ol' wingnuts are the victims - that's what you're going with, huh? Good luck with that.

There are more wasted words in your comment than in this article.