So you’re saying the cake is a lie?

I’m actually kind of hoping that Neville is the “Cursed Child.” It’s a bit of a stretch but what with him being the almost boy who lived, maybe we could learn about his transformation from loser to badass. Most of that we miss since he’s at Hogwarts while Harry’s looking for horcruxes.

I’m looking for the pedestal but don’t see it. Can you point it out to me?

You’re missing the point.

they have that:

Hey, everyone. I found that guy no one invites to parties.

Every single book written by Guy Gavriel Kay is a masterpiece of writing. His words aren't prose but purest poetry.

Mort

That woman is such a predator.

For most mammals, fleshy and soft, the disadvantage to grinding two body parts together fast enough to make a sound is obvious

This Saturday night, I raise my glass to Draven Rodriguez. You brought so much joy to countless others with your unforgettable senior portrait. I'm sorry that so many people were not able to give you the happiness that you were able to give to the world. I'm sorry that so many others failed you and were not able to…

I mean, where to begin? There was the Sun In addiction, neon pink lipstick in high school, the spiral perms, that time me and my mom gave each other highlights, then when I tried to go back to auburn from blonde and the temporary color turned my hair pink; so so many short hair cuts on my thick curly hair (chronic…