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I have worked in the arts for three years and I am still remarkably stupid when it comes to art. People will go ‘Oh, look at this painting! Isn’t a beautifully abstract realisation of the inherent futility of human existence?’ and I’ll be like ‘...yes, that is certainly a painting’.

True dat. I suppose it’s silly to compare those with a laser-guided standoff weapon when their primary niche in the conflict was previously filled by a barrel of kerosene with a flare taped to it.

You’re viewing this through the lens of an American, a country that is a known war monger with aggressive attitudes. Canada is much more peaceful. We don’t assume that every country is out to get us. Also, there’s no stealth technology that allows you to appear and disappear from radar at will (not including the

Here, Canada

Based on the few legible license plates, it should be Warsaw we’re looking at here.

According to the comments section, this is in Warsaw, Poland.

How does the bike manage to get the weight of his massive balls up to speed so quickly?

Look, I think every parent thinks their kid is different, every dog owner thinks their dog is the best, and every bride thinks the dress she picks for her bridesmaids will be the best they have ever seen and will happily wear forever until they die. Most people aren’t terrorists, and yet we make everyone go through

From Foxtrot Alpha with love.

I see both sides of this. If the organizers believed it to be a (mostly) child free event, then a presenter (not just an attendee) having a child there could be a disruption. Especially if the child was going to be with the parent during the presentation(s).

Look, I love babies. I like moms (some of them). But if I was invited to speak in from of hundreds of people, do a book signing, and participate in an intense professional conference, I’d arrange for child care for the day. No, you can’t bring your baby to work, sorry. That includes adjunct teaching. Advocate for

If the drivers don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy?

I’ve done that by accident. I AM such a bad pilot. I’ve bullseyed womprats in my T-16... by FLYING INTO THEM.

Not many will get that.

V8 Supercars has attained the Mantle. Time was your ally, Formula 1. Bathurst has returned.

Looks more like a puma.

The pyromaniac Boy Scout in me is really curious to see what burning $38K looks like.

If you buy that instead of this, you should really feel bad about yourself.