Alternatively, the Amazon River.

Alternatively, the Amazon River.

I only do this if I am wearing underwear without a flap. Because apparently some trendy underwear that my wife picked out has no flap. If you try to unzip and then thread your junk over the top of the underwear waistband, it pinches and its hard to get everything out, so when you release the waistband you end up…

I am arms first guy, and until I read your comment was totally ignorant of even the concept of wiping standing up.

This is apparently a common practice and it weirds me out. I have a number of friends (and grown men coworkers, judging by the sounds I hear in the office bathroom) who do this. I don’t get it. There’s a reason why we have zippers: for easy access.

One of the main perqs of owning a penis is not having to undress to pee.

Lexus’ Predator face

It means “My dear friend.” Try it out next time you encounter one of your Hispanic neighbors. The more tattoos, especially around the eyes, the friendlier!

As a veteran I am sick and fucking tired of being used as a poster for the right in general. Like a lot, maybe most, people I signed up for a lot of reasons, family, circumstance, patriotism and to get the fuck out of small town. If I’d known 30 years later my service would used like this, I would’ve taken that job at…

/Creedence comes on the radio

I found myself more captivated by each turn in that Twitter conversation than I had anticipated. And what a payoff.

Had this convo on twitter earlier.

So you don’t have to watch:

And then have Draymond kick the Donald in the dick while showing him his dick. Ultimate troll of KD!

The bad news is that lots of people will suffer tremendously and perhaps even die needlessly early due to being poor. Knowing we all end up in the dirt isn’t very comforting when you compare what life is like before we get to that point.

But...is her money okay? If it needs a new home, I can give it a loving home.

R&M have achieved a whole new level of awesome this season. I recently re-binged the entire series last weekend and the only loser of the bunch, IMO, is the Mr. Meseeks episode, mainly because the sound of his voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

On August 2, 1907, I encountered the most threatening sight I ever saw in the ball field. He was a rookie, and we licked our lips as we warmed up for the first game of a doubleheader in Washington. Evidently, manager Pongo Joe Cantillonof the Nats had picked a rube out of the cornfields of the deepest bushes to pitch…

As someone whose disarmed *multiple* adults with knives, bats, and nail boards using only my hands in a professional setting. Here is some advice to avoid “getting hit in the face”, take a step backwards and consider the situation. Is the weapon actually lethal? If it hits you what are the chances it’s lethal, if you…

McCoy was definitely as drunk as his Newsroom character, right?

Ugh, I’ve been trying to make this happen for a while. My husband grew up eating out all the time and I grew up never eating out, so he’s a bad influence on me and I can’t say no because it’s still so novel.