Also: FIREFLY FOREVER.

I’m almost 40, have been in senior management for years, and my new job I’m starting in a couple of weeks appears to be the first where I will be expected to wear a suit every day.

If shorts are good enough to save someone’s life or lift heavy boxes, they are good enough to attend a powerpoint presentation meeting and say things like touch base, run it up the flag pole and circle back

You tried hard, and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try.

Anyone who has spent even a week in Gainesville could never be surprised to learn that residents of Alachua County are rarely accused of measured consistency or predictability. The only people who could be shocked by Huntley Johnson’s behavior are people who live in the bubble of the Athletic Department.

“Keep your attack dog fed.”

So you want to scrap Medicare and turn 55 million older, less healthy people over to the private insurance companies?

When hitting for the cycle means striking out on a called third strike, a swinging third strike, a caught foul tip third strike, a foul bunt third strike, and being thrown out at first on a dropped third strike.

SOMETIMES SNACKING IS A CHORE AND IT’S HARD WORK AND SOME OF US SWEAT BUT WE SNACK THROUGH THE DISCOMFORT BECAUSE SNACKING IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT.

Here’s what I found doing a google search of “pit” and “bull”:

I’ve had skin cancer 6 times. Umbrellas blow away and UV clothes are hot AF. I love the beach, but I need to sit in the shade and we don’t have those nice beaches with trees on them around here. It’s asphalt, dune, beach. There are always a bunch of tents, never occurred to me before I had one that it was rude. The…

I keep putting it on my calendar, but no one else ever shows up.

Fan behind Loria: What a fucking snake.

Peter North remembers...

I think Nymeria is going to be a pretty heavy metaphor- “feral dire wolf slaughtering the little folk by the bushel” = “Arya might be bit out of hand at this point”.

Oh man, if she gets back Nymeria and Gendry, I will die happy.

And he had the best line of the series:

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

People who take their kids to breweries and bars that also happen to serve some food are the worst of the worst. They are all, without reservation, 20 and 30-somethings who don’t want to give up their lifestyle of going out and getting tanked but are too cheap/stupid/whatever to get a babysitter. I don’t want to…

Police: “Freeze!”