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“CITIZEN! WE HAVE FOUND A TIND- NO, NOT YOU. THE HOT ONE... CITIZEN! WE HAVE FOUND A TINDER MATCH FOR YOU.”

I don’t buy that at all. If you said “in a just world billionaires would have become so without committing crimes, skirting ethics and robbing the poor and disenfranchised and used that immense wealth to give back to those less fortunate” I would agree. I mean, if it were a just world and I invented and sold a widget…

Nah, the start watching TV guy was right.

Fold? I leave underthings in my laundry bag, hang my button-ups and t-shirts, lay my pants over that ironing board that no longer folds up, and consider it done. I fold towels and sheets. Period.

I spent my 20s in an east coast beach town and wore nothing but flip flops May through September. The ‘no flip flops’ take is just wrong.

If it were feasible, I would be barefoot 80% of the time.

I wear flip flops when flying to facilitate removing my shoes at check in.

I knew he had been kidnapped/killed. I didn’t know a store security guard had kicked the kid out of a store to wander a parking lot.

I had no idea that Sears was involved, though I thought I knew all about the case. So.

It’s more watchable than Temple of Doom, which has sections I actively hate, but also more forgettable. Both are vastly inferior to Raiders and Last Crusade.

I challenge you, for your own sanity, to care less about deep cleaning. If it’s not going to make you sick, dirty everything you have, or embarrass you in a meaningful way, try to leave it be for a little while. I live with two large dogs. It’s the season where they are constantly tracking mud into the house. It…

Exactly this. There is so much invisible work that goes into making sure a house runs. As someone who lives alone and half the time couldn’t give a shit, I don’t take care of it the way I do when I have a roommate or a boyfriend/live-in.

Everything from making sure the clothes that were washed are folded and put away…

How Not to Hate Your Husband

(Seemed appropriate)

This has been my theory. Trump is playing chicken with congress because even his administration has to know this thing is a financial debacle. When congress inevitably balks at approving it he can just rail on twitter about how unfair it is that he can’t build the wall and they will quietly retreat away from the idea…

It’s not so much the time spent at the gym, for me, it’s the whole process of deciding when to go, changing and packing my bag, driving to the gym, driving home, and showering that takes up so much time.

So, you’re saying the 10 minutes I stand up during my morning shower isn’t enough exercise? What about all those times I walk to the fridge or walk out to my car? What do you people want from me!?!?! I only have so much to give.