I was about to retort about the king sized until I scrolled down. Good call. After buying my memory foam king size, I still have plenty of room to sprawl out and not roll over my unfolded laundry I threw down in a heap on the other side of the bed. Why yes, I am single.

I’m stone-cold stunned at how fucking well they pulled this off.

I can appreciate trying to wear a nicer shoe with shorts than a sneaker, but if you’re not coming from / going to a boat today, boat shoes just look pretentious to me.

I live in a coastal area of Los Angeles. I’m from here. I lived in San Diego for a while. Let’s make a deal - you don’t tell me when it is appropriate to wear sandals and I won’t make fun of you when you wear floral printed boardshorts over boxers to the beach.

I take my sandals off when I drive with flip flops because they are too distracting to me. I think the main issue with driving with flip flops is in the case of an accident. You will most likely lose your flip flops and/or your feet could be seriously injured, so you’d end up walking around barefoot.

“And if you pause here, you can actually see his heart break.”

I’m with you. I don’t think I’ve listened to a podcast since the early Ricky Gervais/Stephen Merchant/Karl Pilkington days, and man, I really have no urge to hope in. I’d a million times rather read something.

Totally understand the hell outta what you just said. I have had a bff for 28 years thru sick n sin [yes LACE reference], and we are both single corporate girls gestating and delivering degrees and raising careers........then she goes and gets knocked up by a random cock - because “time is running out”.......WTF?!!!…

I’m a single woman in my late 30’s. I get told, “You don’t try” or “You don’t put yourself out there” all the time, like it’s a moral failing on my part that I’m single. Now, I don’t talk about being single, I don’t act like a sad sack and I don’t troll for sympathy. I don’t GAF that I’m single 99% of the time anyway.…

I got in trouble today at work for asking my boss for more information so then I can properly bill a client, because according to him I should be able to read his mind. Then he asked me to make him coffee. I'm thankful I have a therapy session later today.

Shitty NBA basketball is infinitely more enjoyable to me than watching just about any college basketball game.

Dont let them listen to that fuckin' rapist Pepe Le Pew.

I think doing stuff alone is a good thing. It's nice to spend time by yourself. I like going to museums and movies solo quite often.

I miss him! Come back, Dave.

it is good

I don't order lettuce either when I get tacos, and everywhere (because I don't go to Taco Bell that often), I get looks like I've given them the weirdest possible order. I'm not allergic to lettuce, it just seems like a tasteless waste of time to me. But it's like, if I don't like lettuce, why am I even eating a…

i am just going to leave with this

I love milk. I've never had cramps, bloating or the shits from it. Have drunk skim or one percent from childhood. And I don't drink coffee, tea or alcohol so FUCK THE HATERS.

Ok I refer to my dogs and my cat as my "furbabies". I can't help it. We don't have hairless children and never will. Our "kids" are all rescued and we love them dearly. People who show dogs are another type of freaky that I can't understand. Our dogs live like dogs - they get dirty, run outside, chase stuff, nap on…