Also a Miami native and I can usually take solace in the fact that the crazy shit people say about Florida takes place in Central/North Florida. But I guess I have to accept we still got some of the crazy even down here.

Moviepass never worked for me - got the card, used it once, never worked again, cant speak to anyone to fix it so I cancelled but even that didnt work and they kept billing me so I had my credit card company stop payment and on principal I have not gone back. I may try Sinemia because I am good for three movies a…

I just cant commit to one theater chain, I have Cinepolis, Landmark, AMC and Regal all within 20 min. of me. I like being able to pick based on what else I am doing and what times work best.

My boss can only email using Dragon so that is his “reason” for preferring to call, but he constantly asks me to call a client - client’s not in so I leave a voicemail (I would rather hang-up and send an email but not my choice) - I tell boss I left a voicemail “ok, good, now send an email too and repeat what you said…

I work in a three person office, and while I get employer contributions to a SIMPLE IRA, I do not even want to think about trying to explain to my employer what the process would be to add another deduction from my payroll so it comes out pre-tax. He already gets annoyed seeing separate checks being paid as my…

Just to be clear, you mean alone as in having alienated all forms of relationships with others, friends and romantic partners, correct?

They’re all good dogs Chris.

What if you hate black licorice and also only like chocolate in the form of Twix or Snickers? Give me anything that is strongly chocolate flavored and I’ll throw it away (or give it to my sister who is addicted to it).

In re your username I had to look up Sesquipedalia, but you definitely live up to loquacious.

I didn’t mean “you” specifically, apologies if it came across that way. More the general “you” of the people at large, including the author who, while not recommending it, did mention it as an option.

While I am happy it worked out for you, for those similar to me - 35, with only 2 failed attempts at sex (to the point where I would still consider myself a virgin) - you got the experience at a young age and found it wasn’t worth your time and other things made you just as happy. I think some of us just want to make…

It’s better but it’s still north Florida. I went to a barber literally across the street from campus when I was at UF and either he was trying to intimidate me (1/2 cuban, 1/2 syrian) or he thought I looked white enough that I would appreciate his bragging, but he told me about some time he and his friends hung some…

I had a friend that said BW3 and when I asked him what the third W was he had no idea, its just the name he knew and continued saying.

Every yoga video I’ve ever followed at some points has my head below by shoulders, which causes me to get dizzy and my vision to go black (which I’m used to and know how to rectify) but it just gets me frustrated and I end up stopping trying yoga.

I cant even read these comments without feeling sorry for myself and depressed.

I hope you have the AX blue cash preferred that gets you 6% back on groceries. You might actually be someone who hits their annual limit on 6% back. I dont know that I know anyone else that does.

If you’re in Miami (which if you have Presidente and Sedano’s I’m guessing you are) Milams is a decent alternative to Publix without stepping up to Whole Foods. I like Publix (worked there for 2 years), but Milams is literally 2 blocks from my house so if I really need something I just go there (I dont grocery shop…

I got my own city (Miami) as a result, and while, yes, that is pretty akin to going abroad for some people (hell I know people here who avoid sections of the city because they say it feels like another country), I specifically wanted cities outside US.

When I am talking with clients in South America or the Caribbean I say “Miami time” “Bogota time” “BVI time” etc. (some of those may be the same as Miami, but I’m never sure so I end up googling it each time anyway). I find clients are more likely to know how their time relates to ET in the US than I am to know…

I assume all of this after closing work is still paid work right? You dont clock out until the everyone is done cleaning?