And see, as someone who doesn’t particularly like chocolate, this was a welcome reprieve from the normal lunch time torture.

Absolutely right it doesn’t matter, but as someone with an absurdly low number, these comments are incredibly depressing.

I can’t tell if sarcastic or serious, but roommate in college had to have a testicle operated on (was the size of a softball before surgery) and after I brought him back to our apartment (he was in a pitiful state as is to be expected), a girl from one of our mutual classes asked him if she could come over and see…

not a woman, but you just described at least one day of every week for me, except for the therapy part, but I have to imagine it would help my crushing desire to flip him the bird and walk out and watch his office grind to a fucking halt.

I like all of the points except the small talk. No one will ever convince me why it is necessary to talk about pointless topics simply to talk - and it has absolutely been to my detriment. Maybe it makes me an asshole, but if I genuinely dont care what someone did over the weekend, why am I going to ask. I wish there…

I love Chappelle

God help me if I meet someone like me, we might live in squalor. I need someone who likes a clean house so I have motivation to do it (like you said, so she is happy, not because I want something out of it). Until then its me and my dog, and the biggest mess is the hair she sheds anyway. Just need to train her to push…

I did my own laundry, mowed the lawn, cleaned my room (mom never liked anyone else to do dishes) growing up.

I agree with everyone of your reasons for doing it, but its just not going to happen.

I didn't want to post the whole youtube clip so I grabbed the transcript to narrow it down, but this is all I saw when I read your last line

That was me driving home from Orlando yesterday. Listened to this special and Killing Them Softly back to back and just dying (and I can probably recite Killing Them Softly from memory, but it still gets me).

And my mind went right to "WTF is Juice?"

Same, took me a minute to realize she meant Granada.

I'm 32 and went to Diagon Alley at Universal Orlando last weekend. Makes me want to re-read all the books again as well. I actually haven't re-read books 1-3, but read 4-7 multiple times.

While I can eat most of the things on that list on my pizza, given the choice I want it plain cheese, no toppings. Rather just find a pizza place that makes really good pizza (hard to do in Miami) and enjoy cheese, sauce, and bread.

I am a male attorney. I am asked to do all the things mentioned here, but it is because my boss is 76 and refuses to learn how to do anything except dictate and use a Keurig. He has an assistant, and I dont think he views her any differently than he views me. We are hired help, and whichever of us is more readily…

Not saying it was ok, but a (admittedly) quick Google search says the age of consent in South Africa is 16. How can he legally have sex with her, but not be able to record it, even if she consented to the recording?

I play Clash. I played Civ. They do not compare. I don't need them to compare. I can play Clash in small increments and talk about it with my friends that play Clash. None of them played Civ. I have never played Civ on a mobile device, but if it doesn't have the social aspect of Clash, it doesn't serve the purpose I…

Your use of the term Sportatorium had me wondering if you spent time in South Florida, but I googled the term just to be sure and lo and behold the first line of the wikipedia entry is "The Sportatorium, located in downtown Dallas, Texas (not to be confused with the Hollywood Sportatorium in Hollywood, Florida or the T…

Your description of riding it out solo was not all that different from my past Sunday, and I live in South Florida where it was 65 and beautiful yesterday. Some of us just like to veg out inside whether it is a blizzard outside or nice.