The hottest nightclub in town is... HELL. It has everything: Saddam Hussein, KY super soakers, third leg warmers....

Is there some really good reason why the clothes - esp. ones with tags still on - are shredded rather than donated to those in need? As you mention, a deep cleaning would take care of any suspected grossness and then these items could go to shelters or wherever they are needed.

FINE I GUESS IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ANSWER

Frozen Thin Mints!!!!! Soooo good!

In reverse it appears she is picking her nose and then putting something on his neck...

I've always loved this story. This is what gave me courage to manually ease discomfort when I'm constipated.

I don't think there is any scenario where you take the cane away from the blind kid.

I'm so post racial that I literally cannot see people's color. Can somebody less enlightened please tell me what color you see Keira Knightley as being? Thanks in advance.

I think people are also disappointed that a lot of "good skin" is genetics— there are plenty of people who avoid the sun, drink lots of water, do everything "right" and still get acne/discolouration/wrinkles/other "flaws." The only thing that drives me as crazy as all the faux-science in skincare products is people…

I wish I could get this kid together with my 6 year old. Their conversations would be hilarious. Tonight I warned him to walk around a hole so he doesn't trip and he tells me "I know that hole. I've been in that hole." like it was a story from Vietnam or something. 5 and 6 year olds are just the best.

I always wondered what they said to the mediocre kids back in school...

It's because Jews run Hollywood.

-AJewWithAMother

Little me would say I'm going to hell.

Like everyone else, YEEAAH AWESOME!
But... really, mocking a man (no matter how terrible a man) for his age and ability? "gay pride flag" instead of LGBT? the thing with him being a white american man you mentioned.

I feel a bit weird about his assertion that the president couldn't get the flag down himself too. Like unless you can climb a fucking mountain, your opinion isn't valid?

Yeah, my alma mater did this too except it's waaaaay too long.

**** Mindy Lahiri is the name of Kaling's character

"He's whiny, always has a face of despair, and according to the Sanrio release on the little guy, is 'unmotivated.'"

You're totally correct. New babies only exist for about 4 hours a day when they're first born.