My grandmother has had Alzheimer's for several years now; she was diagnosed a few years back, and had exhibited symptoms several years before that, even. The past year has been the one where finally her body started breaking down. Ordinarily, she and her husband (they're both 79) leave Maine (where we currently…

I will thank Avicci for introducting me to Aloe Blaac (the actual uncredited singer on wake me up) All Avicci did was set up some lame house music over a much better song. Aloe is the real artist IMO.

Last year, two sisters who went as a horse came to my door. The youngest, who was the back half and probably about six, jumped out and yelled, "Happy Birthday!"

I feel like she only has the emotive power to be Beth. After Beth dies.

My goodness, that's a high horse you rode in on.

Yes! Can the Beiberbutt please get off the front page?

When my littlest guy was 16 days old the combination of no sleep and general newborn craziness, had someone asked me to cover up my response would have had WAY more expletives - "Bitch what?! Someone hold my baby!"

I don't want to give anymore time to Katniss and Gale!! #teampeeta

Don't get me wrong, this sounds absolutely delicious. But it would be way better with Smores poptarts.

While I, personally, agree with all this, I feel like this should have been titled "If You're Going to Pop the Question To Me, Do It Without Showboating". Everyone's perfect proposal looks different, and if you are the kind of person who would be delighted by your S.O. swinging in on a trapeze to propose, more power…