That baby in month nine is larger than the mom. Is she doing a Yakov Smirnoff tribute here? “In Russia, babies have YOU!!!”

I think I’m more offended by the fact that it’s Hellman’s mayo and not Duke’s.

When my daughter’s father dicked me over with the child support, I took an administrative job in a showroom and unbeknownst to me, one of my duties was to walk their mangy old dog. I hate dogs. Their dog was old and smelly. Ugly too. You best believe I walked that motherfucker and picked up his shit everyday. Fuck yo…

Ludicrous agrees ;)

Four bolts of cloth? Friend, those are teenage bride prices.

If you aren't going to throw in a cow and four bolts of good cloth, sit back down.

I bid two goats and an acre of farmland of a goodly soil.

I am Black and voting for HRC...I been down for HRC, since I was a little girl...researched her throughly...like her politically and morally a LOT better than her husband...I have not ONE ISSUE with what she said...nor how she said it...because I’m REALLY TIRED of the bullshit double standards that are being flung…

I love that the GOP is freaking out over their own primary, because as a democrat I’m over here laughing with glee. I want Trump to be their nom! I want it more than anything I’ve wanted in a long time! This is the biggest and best shitshow I’ve watched in forever and I hope this never ends!

You were wrong then, and you are wrong now.

Reconstructionist Judaism for the win. It’s like a good deli platter. We give you the meat, a couple slices of a good rye but making the sandwich...eh, that’s your business.

This aligns more closely with my worldview, thank you.

Dude just stop. Only a whiny little boy can’t face the cold hard truth of our gender- we have a large, long, and statistically verified history of violence against women we’re attracted to. Women don’t. It’s us. Our problem. Sitting here thinking the stupid things you do is cowardly. A grown adult acknowledges the…

I think he did it.

Bad pun time. Dropping the bird creates an international crisis: the downfall of Turkey, the overthrow of Greece, and the destruction of China.

To all the so-called friends of the Jews who are running for President, there is actually a parashah that is pretty gosh darned relevant.

The Wife and I often go to bed at different times. She’s usually asleep by 9:30-10 and I can’t fall asleep ‘till sometime later than 11.

I want to get in on this. My pet peeve is when he feigns stupidity/incompetence. Example.

Hell, according to this we’re doomed because I’m older, have more education, and am a (terrible) Christian whereas he’s agnostic.

Well you need Heart for that. Good luck finding that on a Repub Pres candidate