Avicii sucks, but the vocals from Aloe Blacc on "Wake Me Up" are AMAZING.

I know a Mazen, pronounced like Mason...named for Mason jars that his mom is addicted to decorating her home with. Ugh.

This is the accent in my living room that I just redid. Holy crap, it's the first time I've ever been on trend!

I would easily believe they are. The first pic has the nipples erect, so the areola would look much smaller. My areolas look HUGE and puffy when I wake up from under the warm comforter, but react to the cold by getting much much smaller and flatter, with just the hard nipple poking out.

This made me tear up in a way the sappy videos never do. Two people, getting to be who they truly are and love the things they love, TOGETHER is about as romantic an ideal as I can imagine. Be happy, you crazy kids!

Is the uterus sweating? What are the white circles, cause follicles don't grow there! Do not make me break out my reprobio PhD, IHeartGuts!

As much as I feel that I accept my disability, I think that I really only forget it. When someone, while trying to mimic me in a nice way ("Look at me, I'm Candychelle and I say things with sass!"), recreates the unnatural way my hand flops or back arches, I always feel sucker punched. I never forget I'm in a…

See, I wanted to hate it, but I loled at the end. Sorry, my sisters, but y'all know we do this! Physical attraction unfortunately hides a multitude of sins.

Still hotter than Adam Levine.

Whatevs, the choice is either a Ryan or it's wrong.

My boyfriend totally cheated on me with a Eastern European model while I was RIGHT THERE beside them (in a dream). They kept laughing about some joke in [insert some eastern european language I don't speak] that I KNOW was about me (in a dream). That fucking bastard (in a dream).

Boo, hiss. Most are just run of the mill wedding dresses. Break out some Georgian gowns or something, and I'll call it a Ball. This is just a David's Bridal fitting room in March.

I queefed after sex once while sitting on top of my bf (that pumping makes air pockets!) and he literally threw me off the bed. He didn't mean to, but he was so surprised and trying to get away from the direct queef contact that he misjudged his strength and...tossed me. I laughed until I cried (from my position on…

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Ha, This! My boyfriend and I have only been together a year and a half, but I'm still surprised at how horny he is. Given his choice, we'd have sex at least twice a day, every day. I'm including BJs in that number. I have a healthy libido, and we are typically having sex 7-9/week, but that still means I'm turning him…

YESS. As soon as I saw that, I called my friend to vent. The Giver is one of my favorite books OF ALL TIME. Jonas is being played by a 24 year old and Katie Holmes and Taylor Swift are cast????? WTF. I will break some kneecaps if they tarnish The Giver.

I think if you haven't sent out an "we got married!!" announcement, you can't be sad that people aren't writing you. Put a little effort into sharing the news with them, and I'm sure you'll get a nice response.

Did she already have tickets bought when she received the invite or save the date? If so, meh. You can't expect someone to waste hundreds of bucks. If not, then yes, be righteously angry.

Thank you for the hearty laugh! My Tuesday is better because of you!

Yep, naked picture pops up HUGE as soon as you come to Jez. Yall are gonna get me fired.