Not alone! I am weirdly into my BF's BO. It's a sciencey thing: http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id…

Yeah, how dare you expect her to use a word correctly when when an easier headline was on the line!? Good grief.

I don't know how to describe it, really, just that I have dealt with women who this lady reminds me of. The ones who talked slowly to you in their high-pitched voices like a teacher and call you "sweetheart" and "dear" because my oh my, they're just so proper and distinguished and would NEVER use such distasteful…

It's just her tone and the "sweetheart;" it's all so condescending. Just call the cops, don't go try to make yourself look higher class and victimized etc etc. In real life, I'm more likely to be syrupy sweet lady, but in a battle for the rhubarb, I'd like to see the rhubarb thief take the crown.

My mom never answers my calls because she can never find her cell phone. *I* guilt *her* about how I could be dead for weeks before I hear from her. -Signed, Trying To Be Clingy But Not Succeeding

I feel like Rhubarb Lady is probably actually in the wrong, but the syrupy sweet other lady makes me want to punch someone. I'm Team Rhubarb Lady...so wrong, it's right.

YES.

Hahahahaha...my boyfriend and I talk about his little magic mushroom!!!! I impersonate it with a cartoony voice ("I'm a maaaaaaaaagic mushroom; if you touch me, I will grow 4 times this big! Oh gee! I will, I will!) until he gets hard and then switch to a super bass voice. This amuses me endlessly.

I know you're totally kidding, but there is some evidence that aspects of a female's reproductive tract could be more conducive to X or Y sperm, depending on pH or other factors. So, who knows, this could have been Kate's wondrous cervical secretions at work!

Ugh, you correct the grammar of people you are getting to know? Whhhhhhhyyyy? Why do people do that? Do you expect a person that is probably trying their hardest to be cool and impress you to be thankful that you corrected the way they speak? Listen, they certainly should start screaming and throwing things, but being…

I'm going to only half-explain this my boyfriend and then make him do a Balls Taste Test. Keeping it spicy (or sweet, as the case may be) in the bedroom one pseudoscience article at a time!

I get them in the winter when a strong, cold gust of wind comes my way; it happens 2-3 times ever winter. It's actually incredibly humiliating because I have to try to face away from people and act normal during the twitchy wonderfulness. It's hard for me to have one in the bedroom without a vibrator, so who knows…

29. Twenty nine. Fuck you, cancer. You're so unfair!

I love mens and all, but boobs are the great uniter. I love to look at boobs, and those are some pretty ones (thanks, photoshop!).

I'm actually surprised she was able to obtain state ID and a passport that say something different from her birth certificate. I wonder what kind of paperwork that involved?

YES. I spit clean my skin, clothes, desk, boyfriend, whatever. Pretty much always works. Spit enzymes are the best cleaner, ever!

I am a woman!! I don't know if it's being southern or what, but my mama always said it was disrespectful to wear hats inside...um, unless it's Church, for whatever reason. Jesus likes my head to be covered? I can't get over the idea that I'm being awful, but I want to wear those suckers to work and just sit in my…

Whatever, Viva Hats of All Kinds! I look freaking fantastic in a hat, but it's rude to wear them inside, which is where I am ALL DAY EVERY DAY WORK SUCKS. It's not fair; the girls with the nice legs gets to wear skirts, and my sisters with the pretty boobs can give a little cleavage glimpse, but my fashion superpower…

Coooooooooool, I worked with David Dunson when he was at NIEHS; we wrote a paper together. Glad to see his work get some press! Love that nerdy mathematicians are make all the ladies feel good about their sexytime activities!

YES. It's this. I'm very much a talker, and I rarely have any issue telling my BF when there is a problem, but COME ON! You REALLY don't know that that last comment is annoying me? Reeeeeeeeeeeeeally? My guy is lovely and wonderful, but I think he relies on "I didn't know!" a little too often, when a tiny apology is…