Actually, if you read on past the first few lines he's looking at 15+ years, with that + weighing heavily.

79.99 for THE POST?! Holy shit, count me out.

Just get the Dilbert TV series back on the air and collect your royalties, you tired old freak show.

Gawker Media blogs in general tend to have a political slant regardless of content; Kotaku takes positions on video game politics, and of course Jezebel and Gawker are billed as partisan blogs so that's a given. I'll grant you it's the biggest stretch for Giz, but it's all part of the company line.

Christ almighty, it's bad enough you idiots bitch about this 24/7 but honestly, it's explicitly mentioned throughout the review what these have to do with gaming— they are clothing that is built around this purpose!

I'm VERY lucky because the usual for this plan is 5 Mbps but the DSLAM is seven blocks from my house so I get the fastest they can pump out. It is a pretty horrid sham nationwide though.

I'm with a regional ISP in Ontario that wholesales off of Bell. $45.00/month, no cap, 20 Mbps down, 1 Mbps up.

Well, at least it's an excuse to break out some vintage Robotnik.

Wait what? Did he just toss a brick on the pedal and get to business?

Well, shit, 1000? I'm destroyed.

Oh you mean when they bounce back 5% because the initial panic dies off? You know, the pattern of every sell off.

By the sales figures apparently y'all have actually spent a dollar to buy the damn song.

In related news: Men not impressed by $2400.00 dress you spilled Cuervo on.

Alarmist much? It dropped 9 cents or 0.25% of its worth, that is not a slaughter. Revenue shortfalls are 9-15% depending on who you believe, market share is negligible in change and shipments were short by about 3.5-5%. And that "want other phones" bit? Yeah, maybe, but their corporate infrastructure will be beta…

Dave Chapelle walked away my foot. He was railroaded out by the upper echelons of african-american entertainers because they felt he was promoting an excessively bad image of african-americans and harassed him to the point of a mental breakdown.

VOTE: uTorrent

"How a majority of the technology of the iPhone is merely existing technology done well. How some of the internal workings of the iPhone are IP of other companies"

He's been method acting for that line his whole career.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—

I thought WebOS had pretty well folded. This is based purely on vague memory, so I could be totally wrong here.