And Commander Hadfield - he's ours, too!

He stood on the Chicago Blackhawks logo to take a picture of the Stanley Cup, a serious hockey no-no. I wouldn't be surprised if his Canadian citizenship was revoked for that alone.

If you try to take Nathan Fillion away from us...

Hey, Justin:

An alternate offer to Canadians: I rather enjoy your country and am a mostly harmless and mostly law abiding citizen. I've never released a terrible pop record, snuck out of a brothel, written anything with my own urine, or worn diaper pants. I do live in squalor, but I mostly keep it to myself.

"Like the majestic sockeye salmon of British Columbia's Fraser River, such is the life cycle of the American pop star."

Nuh-uh. He was lovely when we let you have him, and you made him this. Also, no one made you give him citizenship, but you did.

Can you imagine this happening and it blowing out of proportion? Like as in a huge international relations issue and making it into the history books ? A teacher 40 years from now could look upon her pupils and say, " Now students, we are going to continue to study the early 21st century by looking at a major issue…

You broke it, you bought it.

Keep him! Don't you have states set aside for people like him? You sure? Because it would explain Florida. HIYOOOOO! Yeah. Nailed it. Totally.

sorry Americans, you broke it, you bought it. he should have been left in Stratford to finish high school and live in the obscurity his talent warrants. but no, your Scooter and your Usher saw something they could get millions of half witted tweens to spend their allowances on and there's no turning back now.

Heat + Humidity = serious boob sweat, no matter what the size of your rack.

I don't think this is necessarily a "fat girl" thing or a ploy, I get sweaty boobs all the time and am pretty thin and don't have huge boobs. When it's hot outside (or I'm just busy and running around) and I have certain bras on I get some boob sweat so I just swipe my deodorant under them in the morning. Or maybe I'm…

"I'm more swayed by the fact their products are formulated without aluminum, parabens or talc."

I have giant boobs. I get boob sweat. My best friend has little boobs. She gets boob sweat. I didn't think that boob sweat was a fat lady thing. I just thought it was an "I live in the South and God made it so hot to punish us for continually using God as a way to continually keep people down that aren't white dudes…

SRSLY?

I'll admit that I love the show Gigolos, and I love Vin Armani. He says some amazing feminist positive stuff on the show all the time and also has taken public issue when his fellow gigolos questioned whether or not he was "black enough" and explained why that was problematic. This show is silly, but it hits on…

"the term "gigolo" has found its way into the common lexicon" Is he trying to say no one knew this word until he came along and educated us? Fuck that noise