Mark’s conception of Luke seems to be that he had boundless optimism and heroism inside him, but I think even in the OT we see that slowly eroding as he transforms from the overeager farmboy to the Jedi Knight heading into the Death Star to kill his own father. I appreciate Mark’s desire to see Luke as an eternal…

This is my problem with Abrams. He creates mysteries he doesn’t have an answer for, and it almost always ends up unsatisfying.

I feel like the only person in the world who loved finding out that Snoke was a maguffin. I think it’s hilarious and delightful.

I mean, I don’t think Luke did anything Obi-Wan and especially Yoda didn’t also already do.

Based on how so many men talk about fellatio and people who give it, I’ve got a feeling now matter how much they like getting blow jobs, a lot of guys have no respect for people who actually perform them. Any man who uses “cocksucker” as an insult should be automatically disqualified from getting his cock sucked for…

“I did not mean that Conservatives are generally stupid; I meant that stupid persons are generally Conservative. I believe that to be so obvious and undeniable a fact that I hardly think any hon. Gentleman will question it.”

There are very few universal truths in this life; but here is one: When your SO tells you, “I think we should see other people” (or any variation thereof), your SO already has a specific person in mind.

I dated a guy who wouldn’t kiss me after I swallowed and I felt SO insulted and demeaned afterwords. Its ok for my mouth but not yours?

As regards the ‘open relationship’ fellow, sounds to me like he’s found someone else he wants to be with and wants permission to go for it. Vanilla has nothing to do with it; he just doesn’t want to look like a cheater, so he’s resorting to creepy mind games until he gets his way. You’re spot on— DTMFA.

“pressed my tits into him, and straddled his leg” doesn’t even remotely read like she was just standing there and happened to enjoy the situation. Men use that “well it’s just so packed, my hand was on your ass because it couldn’t go anywhere else” excuse on crowded subways all the time and it’s transparent bullshit.…

I could go either way on the train letter.  The breathy details suggest the possibility of some faker getting off on a subway groping scenario, but a legitimate groper might well write a letter that breathy.

Or dangerous in the way that she could do this to a total psychopath who takes it completely the wrong way and tries to murder and/or rape her.

Man, whenever someone on the internet tells sexual stories, my bullshit detector goes off the rails. You’ll see them in porn comments a lot. It’ll be a super intricate story about someone fucking their mom or crap like that. Or for example, on extremerestraints’s website (thanks MBMBAM!), a girl said she put a…

Dan is completely right that subway groping is wrong no matter the gender (or level of attractiveness of the perpetrator), but he forgot to mention one thing: what the groper is doing is dangerous for her. While men are much less likely to turn in a groping lady than ladies are to turn in groping men, her behavior is…

That last one is sexual assault, as a gay man, if someone did that to me I’d punch them the fuck out and call the cops.

I liked how every thirty seconds or so you could hear glass breaking.

I don’t buy for a second his jokes are an act of disgust aimed at exposing predators. That guy was made other misogynistic jokes and made light of rape at the Oscars and his shows are loaded with that sort of nonsense. He just thinks that shit’s funny.

Dear Seth MacFarlane,

He’s still on the A.V. Club commenter’s hate list, but he’s lower on the list than say, Kinja or youth.

Fuck Family Guy and its barrage of racist, misogynist and classist jokes. If this is all we’ve got left to cherish as far as pop culture goes we might as well all just give up.