you do realize they're a) not getting welfare, b) even if they did, if they fell under the income threshold and you didn't, your argument is invalid (btw, please tell us who else you think shouldn't get welfare even if they meet the income threshold), and c) this isn't what this is about at all, so reading…

have you ever looked at any of the FB groups dedicated to getting top scores? I'm in some just to watch the drama. Some of these women lose their minds if their historically accurate, painstakingly researched outfit doesn't win.

you know what game is way better? Covet Fashion. It's like paper dolls but with couture fashion.

I played the game for a damned week, and because I'm super competitive, I got to A list. Then I quit because for real to do that you have to not have a job, or have a boss that doesn't mind you pausing your actual work every 30 minutes or so to do your fake KK job after your energy replenishes. Also, I want to work…

With Tiny, he was potty trained last year. We still have occasional accidents though - usually when he forgets and gets engrossed in something, is in a new social situation and is too shy to ask, or when he is asleep. So he is in regular underwear all the time (except bed), and if we are going out or he is going to…

Sure! I pinned it: http://pinterest.com/pin/2151876884…

I perfected my gluten free, yeast free pizza crust recipe? And yes, normally I make it with yeast, but occasionally I forget to allow resting time or forget to buy yeast all together.

It was mostly a headache that didn't go away, and fatigue - so I really did just think it was being so pregnant. I joke btw, that I don't know if I could've survived full term with this kid anyway. Even at a month early, he was 7 pounds 3 ounces, and 20 inches long. And I know our dates were good because we were…

I absolutely love this 3/4 age. They are so much fun, and generally game for a whole lot of adventure.

THIS. Pre-e can happen quickly, too. My BP was normal my entire pregnancy - 120/60 every week. My 34 week appointment I was at 115/55. At my 35 week appointment, I was 140/79. Normal for a pregnant lady, not normal for this pregnant lady. I had felt kinda off all week, but chalked it up to being huge. My doctor (since…

I was actually surprised by what he chose! I just knew I'd be pushing a swing for fourteenhundredy hours in 100 degree heat, or chasing him through the duck pond in the mall. But no.

I just had a really fun day - not even being sarcastic. I took the small human that lives in our house out for a haircut and a Yes day.

If you send an invite to the president, you get a reply, too. But it's not a personal note - just a card saying congratulations and such, signed (as in, the original was signed, but the card is a reprint type thing) by the president and First Lady.

Oh, Tracy was a realtor he was meeting to drop something off. It was all good. ;)

as in, he had already dressed his dick for the dance party.

Tracy, it turns out, was a realtor. He was supposed to meet her to drop off a disk of photos of a house she was selling (he was a photog). I made sure I wasn't making him stand up a date!

I met this guy at a bar, and after several beers, we walked to his place. We proceed to get freaky, and he keeps saying, "oh, buddy, that's great. Oh, buddy, you're amazing. Ohhhhhh, buddy just hold on we're almost there."

I try to be. But I also kind of excel at the mean girls style stuff when I need to. In the immortal words of Will Smith, "don't start nothin', there won't be nothin'."

I didn't even ask how he made it in his truck. I was polite and ate the Top Ramen, even though it was spicy shrimp flavor.

that would be creepy. Really creepy. This guy, I never went out with again. I ran into him at the gym 3 weeks later and he was jogging to praise music.