Robert Griffin III likes socks, dislikes clocks

Are we sure that wasn't the moonshine truck?

I just hope he ends up better than poor SIDSny Crosby.

Samuel Jackson also thought about calling it quits after Shakes On A Plane.

I don't get it. Does the video play after the Transformers mashup?

"Ten. Oh! One."

Meanwhile, Lenny Dykstra is hoping his latest phishing expedition will keep him in snack packs for another two weeks.

CPU Tech: Ok, before we start, what kind of anti-virus protection do you use?

Doctors knew Kobe was OK when he immediately asked what the records were for number of bloody noses and concussions in an all-star game.

A.J. Pierzynski tried to start a similar tradition in Chicago, but teammates weren't too excited about being hit with a handful of broken glass.

Finally, a poker story from all star weekend that doesn't involve Michael Jordan.

I still like it better than Eddy Curry's Sorry We're All Out of Everything.

I always wondered why she referred to Tim Duncan as the "Lights Out Missionary."

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temporary ecstasy

Nice.

In the celebrity version of this show Michael Caine also got asked about "the best R's in the game." After some thought, he went with Sophia Loren in her prime.

Gah. Just now realized that I made an inferior joke immediately after you. Would have redacted.

This guy should be glad he worked for Topps. At another company, he could've gotten the dreaded Upper Decker.

The feds appear to be conducting their own parallel inquiry even though the case is still being prosecuted