Lin's supporters overseas were really blindsided by this. Over there, only females are smothered.

Ha!

When asked if the billboard was working, Manning replied, "I don't know. I mean, it's a bit much. It's never been my style to browbeat somebody into somth... what? Why does everybody start giggling every time I say that?"

Danica really misunderstood her critics when they told her she had to "Earn heart."

Those are strong words coming from an elderly woman sitting behind the counter in a small town.

I also got inadvertently Mike'd this morning. Fortunately I was able to change the station without spilling my coffee.

No Jeremy? It's going to be hard to get the crowd to come Alive. A lot of them will probably ask Why Go? The event itself probably won't even get into the Black. I doubt anybody will even score a Ten.

throw a fish on the ice in the middle of a hockey game.

I got France and I got a fucking horse.

By stealing one from the Jazz, Ridnour is finally living up to that "Tiny Elvis" nickname.

Merrimack put this clip on the school's website, and they're really shocked at the number of hits they're getting for "Two Girls, One Cut."

M.C. Hammer & Sickle

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I thought it was nice of Chaz Bono to offer to have his likeness pasted over Albert's until the conflict is resolved.

The Daily News started strong with their series on Weaver, but it went downhill fast. Leonard, Part 6 was a god damn disaster.

His goal to lead the league in HBP makes a lot more sense now.

Tim Tebow should be our quarterback, and trust me, I get to see plenty of this guy when I'm right there on the sidelines holding a clipboard on Sundays. He's incredibly dedicated, and anything you hear otherwise is innacurrate, and lazy reporting. He can't make any more of an effort to get better, and he's really…

You guys really need to be nicer to victims of industrial accidents.

Wilpon and Katz are expected to testify that the idea for reviving their dead money came while spending a weekend at Bernie's.

Ty Cobb used to celebrate hitting a HR by mercilessly beating the entire staff in the human resources office.