Thank you for this. Outstanding.

Hey this reminds me, I should go call my dad.

ESPN Exec: I'm sorry, Dennis, but in the wake of your unfortunate headline, I'm going to have to withdraw that promotion we offered you last week.

They Put Jack Nicholson To Sleep

Still not as bad as the headline for their feature on the javelin throwers from Nigeria's track and field team.

Finally, something in my internet history for "behind the back, Love" that isn't for a bondage site.

This sounds a lot like my suburban husbands' support group: Cowed and Proud.

If these Egyptian officials think this move is really going to make a difference, then they're clearly in state of... unwillingness to accept a harsh reality.

I don't understand why everybody has such an issue with a guy trying to teach kids about the dangers of addiction.

"Yes, we can do that. We'll have Mr. Manning's crawdads n' gumbo ready for his arrival. Will he be providing his own crayons this time?"

A crack down on the Red Storm? This whole thing sounds like a witch hunt.

Meanwhile, the trolling of Lyle Lovett continues unabated for the 54th consecutive year.

Your winner... and STILL heavyweight CHAMPION of the WORRRRLD... Huuuuuuuuuuubrissssssss!!!

Günter Parche is also constantly asked about cutting the next big thing.

Don't corner yourself into being stuck with the Wiggles all day long

People used to think TJ Kidd was doing the same thing at Nets games.

I get why he's not asking someone on the Steelers to do it. If a teammate picks him up after touch-down, it's 15 yards.

"Bashful and Foot-Draggy" is also how critics used to refer to Eleanor and Franklin Roosevelt.

Also "totally blacked out" in New York: Bill O'Reilly.

Man, this is the worst blackout since 77.