Those cookies will go nice after Sanchez serves up his customary duck.

Poor guy. He's going to be really lonely after the zombie apocalypse.

You're being obtuse.

And I thought we'd already met this year's quota of uncomfortable stories from Halfy Valley.

I look forward to next week's article that studies the basic urges, needs, and desires of famous athletes.

I'm really disappointed with this kid. He really blew an opportunity here. How do you miss out on the chance to use a FunkyCOEMedina handle?

Forty years ago, a fight for the ages

Because of his ability to save the day with last-second shots, Lin's teammates have nicknamed him "Linsulin."

Oh, but when I try to make a Ten Worst Swings video, I'm no longer allowed to come within 500 feet of a playground. Bullshit.

Fun Fact: Superscout and the Sex Slave was also the original title of To Kill a Mockingbird.

Too many keys? I've never Hurd of such a thing.

There was an uproar at the postgame press conference, when Dirk claimed he used the slur "Nein times."

forcing Evra to grab his arm in what definitely does not qualify as a handshake

Due to difficulties in the wardrobe department, this character would later be re-named "The Cowardly Lion."

This is so much like the anime I just bought, it's scary.

I'm about to watch Almost Famous for the first time. Pretty excited. QUESTION: do I watch the theatrical cut (so I have pretty much the same first viewing that everybody does), OR do I dive right into the director's cut?

Am I the only one who can't watch Jared Leto in a movie and not picture him either a) being murdered with an axe, or b) beaten to a pulp?

I had like nine pairs of his shoes with the react juice in them. Remember when LJ vs. Billy Owens was a thing? God I miss those days.

The Bronze Hammer is totally stuck in the Stone Age.

People are still confused about how Vince Wilfork feels about this. All he said after hearing the pancake story was, "Moore, please."