This is a total ripoff of the head-injury awareness program that the German Airplane Mechanics Association started in Egypt back in 1936.

I cannot stress this enough

In the same vein, Nas would later explain that "Ether" was just an elaborate attempt to get hired by Rock-A-Fella Records.

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We here at Deadspin will remember Pat the Bat

They decided to finish the game at a later time on a neutral court located in Kermit, WA.

Stephen Hawking is chuckling as he emails this link to his friends with the title, "Guess What I Saw At The Event Horizon!"

I hate that mascot! Stupid thing NEVER lets me into the Cave of Wonders. "Diamond in the rough," my ass!

God that's good.

Ok, I admit it was impressive getting a horse onto the ice, but this whole re-enactment was in poor taste.

He's a good hard-working man! Let him cook in your home! Sweet Mother of God, what is the hold up?!? Can we STOP this cruel game and allow the boy to keep ONE shred of dignity?!? For God's sake, I can't STAND to see him in all this pain! You VICIOUS BASTARDS!

Listen, a lot of us have made bad calls around the rim. But then you come back to school sophomore year wiser for it.

Still not as shocking as finding out that O Holy Night was written about the Valentine's Day massacre.

Shouldn't those newspapers be represented by an anchor?

One of those people is a professional athlete.

The legalities around the settlement are all very difficult for the average person to understand. So for once, a gray area keeps Roethlisberger out of trouble.

I still say Bayless won when he responded with, "Oh gum on Terrell, that argument has no teeth."

People started to get suspicious when they asked where Paterno would be buried, and Edwards replied with, "What is he, a sex abuse allegation? No, seriously though, they're probably going to cremate him or something."

Not to be confused with Andy Warhol and Oscar Wilde, who will attending the game in Giants jerseys as Undercover Fops.

I'd do an infographic of image results for the Crimson Tide, but I don't want to get fired.