Damnit.

"Why did Tebow want a refund?"

The judge was hesitant to sign a search warrant until investigators informed him that they had Hurd On A Wire.

Matthew 9:3 And lo, the scribe said unto himself, "Fuck it, I'm just a few miles from home."

All-18 footage can also do the trick.

When Mathieu informed his father that he came in fifth in the voting, his dad sarcastically asked, "What do want me to throw you a... party?"

The Patriots have always been good at executing their pet play: 34-trips right, z-option, Manifest Destiny.

I don't get what the big deal is here. Most guys have a cherished sock or two by the time they graduate college.

three-pointer that left Dick Vitale a puddly mess

Fuck. Guy was just trying to catch a ball for his kid. I wish there was a way to destroy all postings of this video so the kid never has to see it.

He's gonna tell all his friends on the sex offender registry about that one.

Holy crap, Craggs, write about basketball more.

This was fantastic.

This kind of dishonesty really makes my blood boil. It really shows an abscess of judgment on their part. It's really a sore subject for me.

"Thanks again for the good times and I am sorry for tonight."

Pictured: Mr. and Mrs. Bernie Lomax take in the scenes at Augusta.

Admirably — but just barely — she got it down.

I still don't understand why they felt the need to make The Ring 3.

"Fahkin Socks" is also what I call the chapter of my autobiography that covers junior high school.

"And the guy who played Budnick on 'Salute Your Shorts' stopped by last week... he gave me this haircut. I actually hang out with him and Donkeylips quite a bit."