The paper would've reacted sooner, but the owner misunderstood when he was told an employee used a computer to rub one out.

Not quite as beautiful- Vin Baker's Youtube channel featuring a super-slo-mo drunk.

I thought Stuart Scott's endorsement of Aunt Jemima's Sweet Sassy Molasses was good-natured on his part.

Well at least the Knicks can sell the shot clocks at MSG for a little spending money now.

Watch As The Value Of Several NFL Prospects Plummets

Redacted. Tebow's was better.

The NBA ruins horses much differently than British racetracks do.

"Chokers" is also a link that I'll be clicking tonight around 2am.

Looks like SOMEBODY never owned an adjustable hoop.

Kind of feels like this should be cross-posted with Fleshbot, no?

I hope someone kicks this guy in the Baggins.

This is the point when you're playing NHL '93 where you punch your friend in the arm and say CUT IT OUT!

Northrup will now be stoned to death in the town square, thus assusing another year of good crops.

Judging from the time period, I'm going to guess that your song to plot suicide to was... Nutshell? Mailman? Nutshell.

+... 5?

After the game, Hopson donned his Charlotte Hornets Starter jacket and claimed that he was "down with O.P.P." before heading home to play Streets of Rage on his Genesis.

That needs to be removed. I mean, you should really cut it out.

make it look like you're not getting screwed.

Plenty of sacred not-quite-cows to go around.