Huh. Nigerian princes had different hobbies a century ago.

Has anyone ever seen Katie Baker and The Masked Man in the same place at the same time?

This is just excellent.

Nothing beats the time that Stamford's mayor told Valentine he would choo-choo-choose him for Director of Public Safety.

@Bevraj of Choice: It felt a little too "evil for the sake of evil" for me. Not that THAT was what was going to finally send me to hell, but still.

FINALLY, something in my internet history involving those words that I don't have to be ashamed of.

So he took his puck and went home

it is undoubtedly the job of the AD to make donors like Burton feel as though their input matters (however untrue that may be).

She tried to tell them that you can't triple facepalm a double facefalm. YOU CAN'T TRIPLE FACEPALM A DOUBLE FACEPALM, LLOYD!

"No, no, no. I said he was 'an immovable object that can grow exponentially larger at will.'"

"‘Can you believe that? A female linesman. Women don't know the offside rule."

You usually have to go visit a Japanese website to see a college girl drain an 85-footer.

@norbizness: I'd think you'd be doing more with that Harvard diploma of yours, sir.

Those people in the audience were only watching because the Street Fighter II machine in the game room was broken.

That shirt will never get you any street cred, kid. Everybody knows you have to wear the Oaklawn Raiders shirt with Jack Sparrow on it.

Also there is a program for athletes wanting to take their game to the next level.

@Pete Gaines: Scientists are still working on an algorithm that can handle the Crocodile Dundee outlier.

Wozniacki then added, "Everybody, one clap!"

Befuddled people are at least 87% more adorable when they have a British accent.

The Case Against "The Case Against Lance Armstrong"