What they don't tell you is that the entire column will just be Hester showing kids how to get better at "tag."

Phil Jackson of the New York Knickerbockers relaxes after practice, where he drained some "happy little threes."

I will get high and start water dunking and it will be the time of my life

Handsome devil.

"I haven't seen a foreigner shatter the glass like that since '92."

James Harrison just got fined for that hit.

@UweBollocks: That's stellar.

What, no picture of Cromartie over the "SPECIAL PULLOUT" graphic?

The last 16 that LT left in a heap.

That picture looks like a thumbnail that Cockeye Jones would click on at 4:00am.

Joke's on you, Deadspin! Welker just REALLY hates diabetics.

They sing without juicers!