We’ve known about Pluto’s existence for basically 1/3 of a Plutonian Year. If there are objects further out, and have elliptical orbits, it’s entirely possible for any or all of them to stay completely invisible to us and then suddenly be noticed on their way to the inner solar system. Especially if their orbit is…

This. If there’s no FTL travel, then it takes between 12 and 90 years to get to the closest star to your home, and since you didn’t evolve there, there’s no resource reason to go.

It stands for Massive Ordnance Air Burst.

The problem with that notion is that the Planck length is a theoretical construct. There isn’t any reason why a physical Planck length can’t be bisected.

C’mon ladies, it’s just some moobs, get over it. They’re natural and stop body shaming and whatever. Every man is beautiful or something. Insert ridiculous facebook glurge garbage here.

It’s amazing how soft your hands remain if you just stick them in other people’s pockets and leave them there for 70 years.

You must have missed the speech I saw. I saw a man read a teleprompter.

What’s wrong with us?

Most likely it will be just artists renderings for our entire lifetimes and our childrens’lifetimes. It would take an aperture larger than the Earth to resolve any details of an earth-sized object 39 light years away.

This. I’m a guy, and have no qualms whatsoever about running to walgreens for a friend or lover who’s run out and has found herself in a sticky situation.

It’s all fun and games until sitting down hard separates your labia minora and 2 ounces of chunky gore comes to rest in your pants. Faced with imminent failure, “DR” Mingeglue repackages his product into an eyeliner form factor for bladder control for men and women, and a suppository for airline travel.

You do of course realize that the accompanying picture is a pair of animatronic elephants at Disneyland, right?

Hey guys, we need original content!

We have those in Canada. On our male infants.

I see what you did there, but remember that everyone was saying that BOTH candidates were complete shit. We had a career establishment bureaucrat who had lined her pockets at every opportunity, used the word “sand n*gger” to describe Arabs, has an established history of using derogatory language to describe literally…

I could tell you why, but you aren’t going to like it. We lose because we champion our own freedom of speech while simultaneously shitting on other people’s freedom of movement, by blocking the roads. We encourage colleges to speak freely, while muzzling anyone we don’t agree with. We say that debate is critical to…

I own one of these. The brushes are underpowered and don’t do anything but barely touch the surface. They have no real torque (the driveshaft is plastic) and while it impresses you with dirty water, it lacks the suction required to actually dry it AND the beating to actually get dirt out of the carpet.

I own one of these. The brushes are underpowered and don’t do anything but barely touch the surface. They have no…

Ridiculous clickbait headline. Until you told most of these people, they couldn’t have seen the difference between 900p and 1080p.

Mostly I just sit around and try hard not to assume that everyone is spending money on themselves, feeding their various neural inputs like an obese man with a family sized bag of chips.

I just think anyone who’d spend 300 dollars on a clutch purse in a world where people die of malnutrition is a cunt.