You guys are so adorable. Trump could literally nominate a child molester to his cabinet, put him in charge of the Easter Egg Hunt at the White House, and you’d be like ‘easter eggs have nothing to do with sex or molestation, so I don’t see how it’s relevant’

What training and/or expertise does Rudy Guliani have in cyber security?

I’ve been in the electronics and automation industry for 20 years. I think I do understand technology. If you have a point to make, make it.

If the shelter is more than 20 minutes from wherever a person actually lives, they’re not going to make it there in time to avoid whatever disaster might exist. And of course, once you have a backhoe and know where a couple of preppers are, you go for the low hanging fruit first- the shelter that’s closer or easier to…

Thank you for telling me and my eventual surviving the apocalypse crew to know which direction to drive the bulldozer and backhoe.

The reason I will have “ladies” in my crew is that I don’t treat women as though they’re beans or corn.

The thing you’re not figuring is that most preppers are completely uneducated and ignorant. They build bunkers because they don’t have enough experience in engineering to know that bunker-building is a losing strategy.

Now you know why us Negan types don’t feel pity for the vault-dweller types.

Can’t take your word for it because you’re also the type of people who think that rifles are a defense against attack helicopters.

Even women who are adventurous with their B holes tend to not tell even their closest girlfriends about it.

Sometimes, when people are pretty comfortable, they loosen up a bit and when you’re already having REALLY wet vigorous vaginal sex, you can pull out too far and !POINQ! It’s in the wrong place.

There are a few MAJOR problems with Alloy that I can see.

You preppers are hilarious. Here’s why- most of you tell people like me that you’re preppers.

Palanquin carriers were rendered completely obsolete with the invention of the limousine.

If you don’t have a valuable skill, nobody will pay you valuable money. The ability to drive a car without killing the passenger is NOT a precious commodity.

There’s no rule that says the taxi companies can’t integrate with Uber or Lyft.

Yeah, because half the people with cars in NYC want a stranger FROM THE INTERNETS riding with them. That’ll totally fucking really happen.

Nickelback DOES suck. But they suck at rock in a very pop way, and that sells.

We could dismantle 90 percent of those weapons and still have more than enough for mutually assured destruction so that no nation would dare pre-emptively launch on us.

It’s neither a straw man argument nor a stupid question. Many, fucking hell, MOST Republicans are in utter denial of what they have just done, and what he intends to do. They see a Muslim registry as a straw man argument because they believe such a thing is ludicrous (in the best cases) and necessary (in the worst…