I love these! There must have been a lot of compositiing in post to produce them. Or a few zillion takes each.

This is how it ALWAYS begins...

Every time I hear that a probe will start sending us data in a few months, I get the urge to lock myself in my house, wrap all sharp corners in bubble wrap, and wear a helmet 24/7 so that I know I'll survive long enough to know what it discovers

Well, is it $75 million or $73 million?

All I can say is " Everything is AWESOME ! in this movie.

Yes, and what us customers are paying for is fraud protection. What's the main source of credit card fraud? Either retailers' systems being compromised, or retailer's employees swiping the information off the card.

If this qr system could be devised to the point where I could use this method and avoid cashiers and the whole check out process, I'd use it in a fucking heartbeat.

But some of these stores had NFC, and turned it off to push their own "standard." (shutting out existing G.Wallet and MasterCard users.) CurrentC might use lowest common denominator technology, but that's not even the issue. The question is: do I trust CVS and Home Depot with direct withdrawal access to my bank…

Just be sure to shut off your phone and pay cash when buying your tickets.

Captain, I want to upgrade.

You need this information? And do you really pick which phone to buy based on which one is the more popular? Why not pick the one you want?

My ex-girlfriend's heart was just as black, it would absorb all my love and good will and I wouldn't get any of it back.

CRAWFISH. Best boiled in seasoning by a seasoned Cajun person with potatoes and ears of corn. Then eaten, the meat in the tail and suck on the head for the juices.

DAT FISH CRAY

if my calculations are correct, we should be able to liquefy crayfish niches and spray it directly into kim kardashian's gyrating asshole to cure kanye west's narcissistic neurosis. this process will also create Cristal Champagne as an inert byproduct.

Because he's an Egomaniac who thinks he's in a Tom Clancy novel? I appreciate him releasing the stuff about Prism and whatnot, but at this point he's just using the world to feed his ego.

I will always say, releasing the information about spying on US Citizens great.

If these leaks are so bad, and he is doing this for the people, why has he not told us yet?

Fuck you, dude.

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