I just want to eat some pizza with Kate sometime... that's why I'm here.

The Republitarians in the USA want to do away with the EPA; they want to cast off environmental protection regulations. They aspire to be like China.

Who the fuck bought and drove a FGT because of fuel economy? Seriously?

MPGs? Really?

I need one of these.

For $2,500 it should be able to do this...

I mean, Jesus. They weren't even trying...

I guess this idiot said "F'ck it I will go all out"

Glaive!

pfft.. I know what happened, someone obviously had to make a call

God damn Mongorians broke our city internet!

Unless there is a scheduling conflict, at which point you'll need to wait approximately three more days.

Ha! That 2400 baud modem and spare AOL CD doesn't seem like such a bad idea now, does it?

What in the sam fuck is he going to use those binoculars for?

Comcast will be there between 8:00am and 6:00pm.

All 4 people in North Korea

This is a travesty! All 4 people in North Korea with internet access need their connections restored immediately!