New York City Pizza: No one from New York City—reptile or otherwise—orders pizza from Pizza Hut. I know it was very clear product placement that the turtles did in this movie, but it's also blasphemy. Why not slap "Ray's" on a box? That's believable.

I'm sorry, but the turtles looked like weird green dicks. Dicks that stand at 6'5" on screen and fight with swords and nunchucks. Somebody had to say it. Let that somebody be me.

I had a glass pot in the past. I think it was from the Corning Vision line. The main problem with it was I was always worried that I would rinse it out or set it down in some water before it cooled. I don't know if the thermal shock would cause it to shatter so I only used it twice.

I want this so much and I want it to not be $200.

Karl Urban should be Batman.