...and this, ladies and gentlemen, is why unions were invented.

I was about 12. My dad had buddies over to watch hockey or some such. I was asked to bring snacks, etc. into the room for them. One or two of them made digs at me about having “small tits”. My dad agreed with them, and some other sort of joke was made. My face burned, and something inside me broke. Totally stopped…

My mom is SHOCKED that I started wearing my hair curly - willingly - in college after straightening it for 5 years. I still straighten it now but I'd call it a 50/50 split

I think my sister has you all beat.

“If you’d just BRUSH your hair more often it would look good!”

As she was putting the turkey on the table for Thanksgiving dinner, “It’s a Butterball, just like Missy.”

“You are the fattest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.” -Mom

This was written and directed by her husband, so I think it’s pretty safe to say she did it because she wanted to.

The hair and the makeup - Delta Burke, Designing Women

I’m torn between really wanting a Patti LaBelle pie, and not wanting to break my streak of not shopping at Wal-Mart.

Not just that but besides paying exorbitant tuition a lot of these families gave SERIOUS money as well as time to make that school the yuppie paradise that it is. Of course they're going to be upset when you start acting like a mix of Stalin & Regina George from Mean Girls.

But have a gorgeous day!

Where I live, people think the purpose of an apostrophe is to warn the reader than an “s” is coming at the end of the word.

what if you are a d.u.c.k. but also h.a.p.p.y.

I’m just gonna say it.

After being dead for 18 years, my father in law still has a stalker.

So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the…

I was going to start my own reply with the same phrase, so if it’s cool I will leave it your thread;

I’m ignoring instructions because I DON’T PLAY BY THE RULES

Those poor Christians! The underrepresented majority. It’s not like six of the nine Supreme Court Justices, 91.8% of Congress, and the President of the United States are all Christian or something!