I saw the ad. If it was me? I would have left the anti trans bigot at the bar by himself. I am not sitting down and smiling with a guy that thinks I shouldn’t exist. I don’t have to pander to some bigots feelings either.

No, it’s real.

How about, shut the fuck up and let the woman decide what to do with her own body because it's none of your fucking business?

Don't forget "End of."

I want her to be the next Doctor Who companion. Scratch that: I want her to be the next Doctor.

I genuinely love the fact that in the UK, "Simple as." is a perfectly reasonable, logical sentence all on its own.

The fart-fu is strong in this one.

There is a long, colorful, at times urban legendary list of horrible things servers do, can do, and have done, to punish customers for being asshats. A lot of it is wishful thinking or just hygienically not ok. But this....

No.

Halloween?!? NOPE. Christmas ads are allowed to start in the US on Friday, November 28th.

Because Arizona, really. This is the same state that thinks women are in a constant state of "pre-pregnancy" and legislates accordingly.

Carson Kressley is probably the only one who appreciates that comparison.

Wow, something that I as a nerd finally have in common with religious nutjobs: hating deviations from the established canon of my favorite fictional universes.

.... Are you Lisa Simpson?

it had to be done.

Dear Jezebel,

I'm glad I'm not the only owner of a drooling cat.

It's hard to imagine that, for something this important, a guy could just skate by with almost zero scrutiny. That a guy with none of the requisite qualifications could just slip through the screening process, past dozen of checks, and be allowed to wander - befuddledly - into the inner sanctum of power, interacting…

i was trying to find a funny, related, image for this article but could find anything good enough. so have this:

Like, does nobody see the irony of a bunch of commenters on Jezebel basically "mansplaining" about how people in prison are all just a bunch of whiners who need to STFU and take whatever they get?