Hmm. . . I see “Fuck LA”. . . .

I saw the ad. If it was me? I would have left the anti trans bigot at the bar by himself. I am not sitting down and smiling with a guy that thinks I shouldn’t exist. I don’t have to pander to some bigots feelings either.

So they’re suing her family because she’s really good at committing murder?

No, it’s real.

Pfft, that smartphone app thinks it can scare me? I’d just break this bad boy out of storage.

yes. but only if American were a language

How about, shut the fuck up and let the woman decide what to do with her own body because it's none of your fucking business?

Don't forget "End of."

I want her to be the next Doctor Who companion. Scratch that: I want her to be the next Doctor.

I genuinely love the fact that in the UK, "Simple as." is a perfectly reasonable, logical sentence all on its own.

The fart-fu is strong in this one.

There is a long, colorful, at times urban legendary list of horrible things servers do, can do, and have done, to punish customers for being asshats. A lot of it is wishful thinking or just hygienically not ok. But this....

No.

Halloween?!? NOPE. Christmas ads are allowed to start in the US on Friday, November 28th.

Because Arizona, really. This is the same state that thinks women are in a constant state of "pre-pregnancy" and legislates accordingly.

Carson Kressley is probably the only one who appreciates that comparison.

Wow, something that I as a nerd finally have in common with religious nutjobs: hating deviations from the established canon of my favorite fictional universes.

.... Are you Lisa Simpson?

it had to be done.

Dear Jezebel,