You CAN NOT spoil a newborn baby by holding them. That statement alone pissed me off.

Is that how you got to be such a peach?

That was painful. Thank you.

All I have to say is this; I hope you don't have a Facebook page.

I am highly intrigued by the use of the word consumption in this context.

So is being forgotten about by your mother who's too busy making plastic molds of her asshole.

Go search YouTube for "Kanye rants at concert", check some of those out and maybe realize Kanye hasn't gone into hiding.

My brain literally could not process that run-on monstrosity.

Someone read this and starred him just to spite you.

Sarcasm is apparently more difficult than you are simple.

This one bothers me.. As though ClearBlue had anything to do with doctors misdiagnosing this woman as barren or with allowing her to "miraculously" conceive? That would be like me thanking the company that made my pencil when I passed a test in school.

You know you only posted that so you could tell everyone you owned a house with all that crap in it.

No one cares.

Thanks for that correction. We Americans, who couldn't give two craps about "royal titles", shall hang our heads in shame.